I ordered a Hit Man to take care of my business partner the other day.
After a change of heart I cancelled the order, but it was too late.
He'd been despatched.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
Why do some types of healthcare professionals only care about themselves?
Because they're nurse assists.
Told my dad I took care of getting the propane tanks at the house filled. His response?
My elderly neighbor had some landscapers take care of his lawn every weekend for several years. Recently, he hired a new crew, but forgot to fire the old crew. So this weekend they both showed up to mow his lawn, and got into a fight over who should be there.
He had no idea he had started a turf war.
Why do news pundits care so much about who the people of Poland think will win the election?
I came up with this one today but I'm sure it's been done before. My wife said it's lame. What do you say?
When our lawn mower broke and wouldn't run, my wife kept hinting to me that I should get it fixed. Somehow I always had something else to take care of first, the shed, the boat, making beer. Always something more important to me...
Finally, she thought of a clever way to make her point.
When I arrived home one day, I found her seated in the tall grass, busily snipping away with a tiny pair of sewing scissors.
I watched silently for a short time and then went into the house.
I was gone only a minute and when I came out, I handed her a toothbrush.
I said, "When you finish cutting the grass, you might as well sweep the driveway."
The doctors say I will walk again, but I will always have a slight limp...
People who take good care of their hair with just shampoo and water...
must love it unconditionally.
What's the deal with those people who take care of chickens?
I don’t care if all of the other giants see me as a big joke for filing a restraining order on a guy I’ve got 75 feet on.
Beanstalked is a serious matter.
How did the mathematician take care of his constipation problem?
He worked it out with a pencil.
What do you call a dinosaur that takes good care of his teeth?
No ones takes better care of your lawn than Juan.
Hey, I don't care, if people want to spend lots of their money on electricity...
The local seniors care home rejected my offer to speak to residents about the advantages of being young in far-eastern countries...
apparently it is not "appropriate" to talk to residents about the benefits of youth in asia.
Did you know that the military has an officer designated for taking care of restrooms?
People ask me how I take such good care of my herb garden...
Really I have nothing but thyme
What man made plant can take care of it self into adulthood
Self raising flower.
I'll see myself out now.
Now that I have more time, I’ve decided to take care of my health and eat a more balanced diet.
I haven’t dropped any food so far!
In Despicable Me, why does Kyle always look so taken care of?
I saw something in the tub and thought the cat took a crap in there, but he just knocked over some of my wife’s hair care products.
Can you take care of that? Faster?
My dad just handed me a pig in a blanket Dad: Would you care for one of these
Me: Only if it needed me..
How to take care of your plants?
It would be pretty expensive to take care of Rocket Raccoon
He would probably cost you an arm and a leg
Cats taking care of their young
My friend used to take care of the lawn on a rich man's estate but now runs a coffee wholesale store...
He calls it The Groundskeeper.
About 43% of people really care about math
The other 74% don’t give a crap.
I'm addicted to robbing chemistry stores. It is what I live for. I know that it's illegal, I know that it's dangerous. I've even nearly been killed a couple of times. But I don't care,
What’s the name of the guy who takes care of your lawn?
I'm so stupidly proud of myself for this message that I don't even care if he responds to me.
Post was on a picture of the Simpsons where there was a flashback between Homer and Marge taking care of Bart and Lisa but theres a picture of Maggie in the background before she was born
Who takes care of saunas?
One of the particpants at an adult foster care home dropped this bomb.
I work at a house and take care of two gentlemen with mental disabilities who live there. One of them dropped this gem today:
Him: What would happen if I didn't have a mouth? I couldn't talk.
What would happen if I didn't have a nose? I couldn't smell.
What would happen if I didn't have any ears? I couldn't see.
Me: Do you mean you couldn't hear?
Him: No, my hat would fall down and cover my eyes.
How do one armed moms take care of their kids?
My ex can't take care of her hen so she gave it to me and asked me to name it
My friend wanted me to take care of his extremely fragile pumpkin.
I told him I’d gourd it with my life.
Just got a job taking care of horses.
What are you if you take care of a chicken?
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
What kind of person takes care of a chicken?
What do you call people who take care of chickens?
People who take care of chickens are literally chicken tenders.
What do you call someone who takes care of chickens?
If you take care of chickens
You become a chicken tender
If you take care of chickens, you become the chicken tender
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