A list of puns related to "Car Man"
Man who runs behind car gets exhausted.
He was tired.
He said it hurtz
The police report listed the cause of his accident as βOversteerβ.
He was told to dip his headlights.
"Don't worry.." the driver cheerfully called back, "... I'm only going one way!"
The dealer replied - "no, car go road"
The son said, "Dad! Can't you just use a sponge?"
He ended up retired.
and found out how a Mercedes bends.
He replied "Don't worry, I am patient ".
Peter, park her!
When the police took them both down to the station, they charged the man with assault and his car with a battery.
Jack
"Because you're the largest re-tailer in the world!"
But officer, I just drank 10 beers and I swear I can see perfectly.
He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, "My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night?" The monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, and even fix his car. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound. A sound unlike anything he's ever heard before.
The Sirens that nearly seduced Odysseus into crashing his ship comes to his mind. He doesn't sleep that night; he tosses and turns trying to figure out what could possibly be making such a seductive sound. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk." Distraught, the man is forced to leave. Years later, after never being able to forget that sound, the man goes back to the monastery and pleads for the answer again. The monks reply, "We can't tell you. You're not a monk.β The man says, "If the only way I can find out what is making that beautiful sound is to become a monk, then please, make me a monk." The monks reply, "You must travel the earth and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of grains of sand. When you find these answers, you will have become a monk."
The man sets about his task. After years of searching he returns as a gray-haired old man and knocks on the door of the monastery. A monk answers. He is taken before a gathering of all the monks." In my quest to find what makes that beautiful sound, I traveled the earth and have found what you asked for: By design, the world is in a state of perpetual change. Only God knows what you ask. All a man can know is himself, and only then if he is honest and reflective and willing to strip away self deception."
The monks reply, "Congratulations. You have become a monk. We shall now show you the way to the mystery of the sacred sound." The monks lead the man to a wooden door, where the head monk says, "The sound is beyond that door." The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone. The man is given the key to the stone door and he opens it, only to find a door made of ruby. And so it went that he needed keys to doors of emerald, pearl and diamond. Finally, they come to a door made of solid gold. The sound has become very clear and definite. The monks say, "This is the last key to the last door." The man is apprehensive; his life's wish is behind that door! With trembling hands, he unlocks the door, turns the knob, and slowly pushes the door open. Falling to his knees, he is
... keep reading on reddit β‘Because it would drive him up the fucking wall.
My son looks at me and says, βyou know Iβm blind right?β Me being me said βExactlyβ
Heβs listed in serious but stable condition.
Carlos
It wooden start.
The police are working tirelessly to catch him
After a while, he comes back and says: "I'm sorry, sir. This is my first day as a cab driver. The last 12 years I've driven a hearse..."
He took a break, he couldn't bear it.. he was cranky, tired and exhausted.
I asked "Which one are you then?"
He wanted to get some extra bass in the speakers
So I put out some snow cones.
He was wearing khaki trousers
A taxi.
....this takes me back.
I told him it was the car berater.
Exhausted.
The son asked, "why don't you use a sponge instead?"
Because there were no sponge around.
I replied with hybrid
His son asks, βCanβt you just use a sponge?β
Jack
The son asks, "Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"
"Dad, can't you just use a sponge?"
The police are working tirelessly to catch him.
Carlos
An ambulance! He's got a car on his head!
Carloss
a man who runs behind a car gets exhausted.
The son asked, "why don't you use a sponge instead?"
Why canβt you just use a sponge?
Jack
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