Camel's Hump Puns

A list of puns related to "Camel's Hump"

I saw a camel with two heads and one hump!

It was a palindromedary

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👤︎ u/PaleoGamer
📅︎ May 12 2021
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What do you call a camel with three humps

Pregnant

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👤︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
📅︎ Mar 27 2021
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Why did a camel have 3 humps?

He was born in Chernobyl

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👤︎ u/invisible_being
📅︎ May 29 2020
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What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey

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👤︎ u/Comsicwastaken
📅︎ Jan 05 2020
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An Arabian camel wanted to race in the Kentucky Derby but couldn't because in addition to being a camel, he had a hump.

So he came up with a plan: he would have his hump removed surgically and run as a horse in the Derby. He went online and finally found a plastic surgeon who would do the operation. And lo and behold, the first time he entered the Derby he won by 20 lengths!
Back in the desert, every time a camel friend would come over, he would boast pompously about his win, talking about nothing else. Pretty soon, his friends stopped coming over. So he has to go to the camel bar to see them. Upon entering the bar, one of his tired friends says to another, "oh no! Here comes Hump free braggart."

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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Bought a camel with no humps

We named him Humphrey

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👤︎ u/hotsprings1234
📅︎ Nov 23 2019
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A camel with one hump and a camel with two humps had a baby with no humps, what did they name it?

Humphrey

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👤︎ u/ProClueless
📅︎ Jun 07 2017
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What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant.

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👤︎ u/Euphoric_Ad8766
📅︎ Mar 22 2021
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What do you call a camel with three humps?

Humphrey

(hump three)

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👤︎ u/Namirred
📅︎ Aug 30 2019
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey.

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👤︎ u/Wutisthis66204
📅︎ Feb 20 2020
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What do you call a camel with no hump?

Humphrey.

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant.

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👤︎ u/The_Safe_For_Work
📅︎ Sep 27 2019
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey!

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👤︎ u/LyricalWillow
📅︎ Aug 25 2019
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What do you call a camel without a hump?

Humphrey.

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👤︎ u/picklesoiree
📅︎ Aug 12 2019
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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Pregnant

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👤︎ u/moosotz
📅︎ May 28 2019
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What do you call a camel with no humps

Humpfree

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👤︎ u/Wpallister123
📅︎ Oct 16 2018
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What do you call a camel with no hump?

Humphrey.

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👤︎ u/Naiphe
📅︎ Jul 20 2018
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey

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👤︎ u/lemonmonsterlady
📅︎ Nov 01 2018
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What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

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👤︎ u/bcleveland3
📅︎ Feb 28 2018
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey!

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👤︎ u/Tashizzlet
📅︎ Dec 07 2013
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey

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👤︎ u/CapnFancyPants
📅︎ Aug 15 2013
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