I saw a camel with two heads and one hump!

It was a palindromedary

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaleoGamer
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2021
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What do you call a camel with three humps

Pregnant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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Why did a camel have 3 humps?

He was born in Chernobyl

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Comsicwastaken
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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An Arabian camel wanted to race in the Kentucky Derby but couldn't because in addition to being a camel, he had a hump.

So he came up with a plan: he would have his hump removed surgically and run as a horse in the Derby. He went online and finally found a plastic surgeon who would do the operation. And lo and behold, the first time he entered the Derby he won by 20 lengths!
Back in the desert, every time a camel friend would come over, he would boast pompously about his win, talking about nothing else. Pretty soon, his friends stopped coming over. So he has to go to the camel bar to see them. Upon entering the bar, one of his tired friends says to another, "oh no! Here comes Hump free braggart."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Bought a camel with no humps

We named him Humphrey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hotsprings1234
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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A camel with one hump and a camel with two humps had a baby with no humps, what did they name it?

Humphrey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProClueless
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2017
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What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Euphoric_Ad8766
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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What do you call a camel with three humps?

Humphrey

(hump three)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Namirred
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2019
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wutisthis66204
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2020
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What do you call a camel with no hump?

Humphrey.

What do you call a camel with three humps?

Pregnant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Safe_For_Work
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LyricalWillow
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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What do you call a camel without a hump?

Humphrey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/picklesoiree
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What do you call a camel with 3 humps?

Pregnant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moosotz
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2019
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What do you call a camel with no humps

Humpfree

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wpallister123
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2018
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What do you call a camel with no hump?

Humphrey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2018
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lemonmonsterlady
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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What do you call a camel without humps?

Humphrey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bcleveland3
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tashizzlet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2013
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What do you call a camel with no humps?

Humphrey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2013
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