A list of puns related to "COVID 19 pandemic in the Cayman Islands"
I said, "But by that age they are adults."
"I heard on Reddit that you need cake to get the car, ma."
Tikkli Chestikov
She got off
Scot-Free
ICU.
Could we call it a bawk party?
He said it was the most violent golf course he ever attended.
I thought to myself , that's sod.
I don’t know y
An 'e'.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Now my Pfizer killing me
It was dressing
Really big hands
Eeyore. Because in battle, he becomes a...
War Eeyore.
The zookeeper told me it was bred in captivity.
I have the expertise.
Now I have stable Wifi
Because they were in the living room.
They've always required mosques
The horse says, "I don't think so," then disappears into nothing.
This is the point in time when all the philosophy students in the audience begin to giggle, as they are familiar with the philosophical proposition of Cogito ergo sum, or I think, therefore, I am. The classic philosophy put forward by René Descartes.
But to explain the concept aforehand would be putting Descartes before the horse.
You get quacks in the sidewalk
It’s definitely under rated.
He looks at me and says ‘It’s for your brother!’
Edit: Today he said he has to get all the info for my brothers trophy… because my brother just had a son and my dad wants to get a commemorative ‘trophy’ for his grandson! D’oh! I’m supposed to be helping him with his confusion.
They just want to make you dinner
All is has to do is try, and GOOAAALL!
Japan.
A pupperfish
It can write other things too.
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because Pride always comes before the fall
That was rough.
because he was in the middle of 9 11
Kitty - Hawk!
Dad: Ist das nicht zu salzig?
Can I get more water? - Ain't it too salty?
The pun is that more and sea in German sound similar...
Alabama. It has four A’s and one B.
"Hello mister," he said, "you wouldn't have seen my wife's dog running by, would you? Big fat thing with pointy ears and a slobbery mouth."
"Can't say I have," I replied. "And your wife sounds very ugly."
Why not go the full mile
Dave Ponder is running for senator, but he and Sharon don't have any children. They want to be seen as a typical political family at any cost, and want to adopt. They stop by an adoption agency.
Dave talks with the administrator and mentions he's in a bit of a hurry with a photo shoot scheduled for next month. Reece, one of the little boys, overhears the conversation and says he'd be happy to be adopted. That was the moment that he became....
an emergency Reece Ponder.
“Medusa”
>It was a Mashacre
"hm.. something seems fishy in here.."
The first guy answers, "That's easy, we'll catch him fast because he only has one eye!"
The policeman says, "Well...uh...that's because the picture I showed is his side profile."
Slightly flustered by this ridiculous response, he flashes the picture for 5 seconds at the second guy and asks him, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?"
The second guy smiles, flips his hair and says, "Ha! He'd be too easy to catch because he only has one ear!"
The policeman angrily responds, "What's the matter with you two?!!? Of course only one eye and one ear are showing because it's a picture of his side profile! Is that the best answer you can come up with?"
Extremely frustrated at this point, he shows the picture to the third guy and in a very testy voice asks, "This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?
He quickly adds, "Think hard before giving me a stupid answer."
The third guy looks at the picture intently for a moment and says, "The suspect wears contact lenses."
The policeman is surprised and speechless because he really doesn't know himself if the suspect wears contacts or not.
"Well, that's an interesting answer. Wait here for a few minutes while I check his file and I'll get back to you on that."
He leaves the room and goes to his office, checks the suspect's file on his computer and comes back with a beaming smile on his face.
"Wow! I can't believe it. It's TRUE! The suspect does, in fact, wear contact lenses. Good work! How were you able to make such an astute observation?"
"That's easy..." the third guy replied. "He can't wear regular glasses because he only has one eye and one ear."
Bob
True story. Yesterday he and I were peeling mangoes to make popsicles and ice cream. The peeler caught the tip of my finger and cut my nail just to bleeding short. So I yelled ow! And everyone said what!?
I showed them my finger and as they cringed I said - well I guess whoever gets the fingernail wins a prize!
Grossed out and groaning at the dad joke everyone walked away.
So the fingernail did not come off no one will really get it…but… wait for it… my son (11) in true +1 dad style humor says I’m going to put a piece of rice in one! I said oh son that is so good let’s put a piece of rice in each of them!
I was floored and I can’t wait for people to hit the rice grain while licking their popsicles and remembering “the fingernail”!
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