CONCORD Puns

A list of puns related to "CONCORD"

Did you hear about the guy who converted a Concorde into his home?

He likes to live life in the fast plane

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👤︎ u/im-wit-dimwit
📅︎ Dec 03 2019
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Why did the grapes lose their political autonomy?

They were Concord.

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ May 11 2018
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What do you call a grape that's both a scammer and a musician?

A Concord grape

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👤︎ u/PKMKII
📅︎ Aug 23 2017
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My toddler started crushing her grapes at snacktime

"Why must you desecrate the bodies of your Concord enemies?"

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👤︎ u/prescribedburn
📅︎ Aug 18 2015
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Why did the grape lose its political autonomy?

It was Concord.

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Apr 26 2017
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