A list of puns related to "CMS EXEC"
Shout out to this recent video made by Stop Skeletons From Fighting for providing the reminder of this story and the writeup.
> Introduction
Console wars have always been a part of video games, going all the way back to the 90s with the feud between Sega and Nintendo. It makes sense from a tribalism perspective; consoles are hefty purchases so you need to be able to feel secure that you bought the right one, especially if you're a child as you may not have the funds to secure the competition unless your parents were exceedingly generous. Today's post focuses on one such entry into the console war, and how focusing on the wrong aspects cost its parent company the entire generation in terms of PR and public image. This is the story of the Xbox One.
> The setup
In 2000, Microsoft would enter the console market race with the original heavy-enough-to-be-a-murder-weapon Xbox. While it would fail to beat its primary competition, Sony's Playstation 2, it would carve out a niche for itself in the Americas, helped by several successful exclusives like Halo Combat Evolved and Halo 2, fantasy RPG Fable, and Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic. Then again, going blow to blow with the PS2 is no small feat given it's the best selling console of all time as of writing at over a hundred and fifty five million units.
In 2005, Microsoft wound launch the Xbox 360 and this would be a much bigger blow against Sony. In fact, for much of this console generation (generally seen as the 7th generation, or Pokemon Sony and Microsoft) it was the common opinion that Microsoft had won. This was thanks to Sony's Playstation 3 being an overpriced beast of a machine that was way harder to develop for thanks to its processing techniques, while Nintendo had gone for a more casual gaming audience with the Nintendo Wii. Thanks to heavy hitter exclusives (some timed) like Elder Scrolls Oblivion, Halo 3, Mass Effect, Bioshock and Fable 2, the 360 quickly became the juggernaut console of the generation, in spite of having a disaster launch involving the console overheating itself to death with the infamous Red Ring of Death issue. Chances were, if you saw a show on TV with characters playing video games betw
... keep reading on reddit β‘By "agency recruiters" I mean the people who reach out to you on LinkedIn with opportunities at early-stage startups especially. Agency recruiters target both experienced and early-career designers, and as an experienced person myself, learning to navigate the temptation was...interesting, and I wanted to share thoughts. If you're early career, you may not have as much latitude and your best opportunities might come from agency recruiters; if you're experienced, I would recommend against dealing with agency recruiters at all.
This all might sound obvious, but it's worth keeping in mind:
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
A.NET (A#/A sharp) A-0 System A+ (A plus) ABAP ABC ABC ALGOL ACC Accent (Rational Synergy) Ace DASL (Distributed Application Specification Language) Action! ActionScript Actor Ada Adenine (Haystack) AdvPL Agda Agilent VEE (Keysight VEE) Agora AIMMS Aldor Alef ALF ALGOL 58 ALGOL 60 ALGOL 68 ALGOL W Alice (Alice ML) Alma-0 AmbientTalk Amiga E AMOS (AMOS BASIC) AMPL Analitik AngelScript Apache Pig latin Apex (Salesforce.com, Inc) APL App Inventor for Android's visual block language (MIT App Inventor) AppleScript APT Arc ARexx Argus Assembly language (ASM) AutoIt AutoLISP / Visual LISP Averest AWK Axum B B Babbage Ballerina Bash BASIC Batch file (Windows/MS-DOS) bc (basic calculator) BCPL BeanShell Bertrand BETA BLISS Blockly BlooP Boo Boomerang Bosque Brainfuck Bucket C C β ISO/IEC 9899 C-- (C minus minus) C++ (C plus plus) β ISO/IEC 14882 C* C# (C sharp) β ISO/IEC 23270 C/AL CachΓ© ObjectScript C Shell (csh) Caml Cayenne (Lennart Augustsson) CDuce Cecil CESIL (Computer Education in Schools Instruction Language) CΓ©u Ceylon CFEngine Cg (High-Level Shader/Shading Language [HLSL]) Ch Chapel (Cascade High Productivity Language) Charm CHILL CHIP-8 ChucK Cilk (also Cilk++ and Cilk plus) Control Language Claire Clarion Clean Clipper CLIPS CLIST Clojure CLU CMS-2 COBOL β ISO/IEC 1989 CobolScript β COBOL Scripting language Cobra CoffeeScript ColdFusion COMAL COMIT Common Intermediate Language (CIL) Common Lisp (also known as CL) COMPASS Component Pascal Constraint Handling Rules (CHR) COMTRAN Cool Coq Coral 66 CorVision COWSEL CPL Cryptol Crystal Csound Cuneiform Curl Curry Cybil Cyclone Cypher Query Language Cython CEEMAC D D Dart Darwin DataFlex Datalog DATATRIEVE dBase dc DCL (DIGITAL Command Language) Delphi DinkC DIBOL Dog Draco DRAKON Dylan DYNAMO DAX (Data Analysis Expressions) E E Ease Easy PL/I EASYTRIEVE PLUS eC ECMAScript Edinburgh IMP EGL Eiffel ELAN Elixir Elm Emacs Lisp Emerald Epigram EPL (Easy Programming Language) EPL (Eltron Programming Language) Erlang es Escher ESPOL Esterel Etoys Euclid Euler Euphoria EusLisp Robot Programming Language CMS EXEC (EXEC) EXEC 2 Executable UML Ezhil F F F# (F sharp) F* Factor Fantom FAUST FFP fish FjΓΆlnir FL FlagShip Flavors Flex Flix FlooP FLOW-MATIC (B0) FOCAL (Formulating On-Line Calculations in Algebraic Language/FOrmula CALculator) FOCUS FOIL FORMAC (FORMula MAnipulation Compiler) @Formula Forth Fortran β ISO/IEC 1539 Fortress FP FoxBase/FoxPro Franz Lisp Futhark F-Script G Game Maker Language (Scripting language)
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Thereβs no shortage of advice regarding what people shouldnβt do with their money and where they shouldnβt hang out. βWhy isnβt CMS shut down, itβs all scams!β βStay away from wsbc, itβs just shillers!β βHow do people learn about projects before they take off?β
Think how kids learn, they do so by doing and failing, not from listening to their parents. At least thatβs true with mine.
So take a stroll through the BSC casino and see what table looks good. Now Iβm not gonna tell you how much you should/shouldnβt bet, just be expected to lose it all. Itβs not gonna moon no matter what they tell you, in fact you prob already missed the big run.
Take note of whatβs lively in the discussions off of /cc. Click on the thumbnail of a YTβer with a really stupid, contorted face, lazer eyes and lotsa raging fonts. Then go visit the tokenβs CoinMarketCap page and see if thereβs an About blurb for the project. Note what chain itβs on and see how many markets carry it. Find the βofficialβ Telegram group and just lurk to see about the signal to noise ratio. If it seems legit, learn to interpret the TokenSniffer and MarketMove analysis and if thereβs a smart contract audit.
Sometimes the TG group makes it painfully obvious itβs a rug. I checked one out recently for a βhot pre-IDO gameβ and asked where I could find the site or even the white paper. Was told to check the pinned posts, which were all long rambling selfie videos from the project lead. He seemed to be on a Miami balcony, no shirt to show his gold chains and had some really interesting artistic neck tattoos. Big claim to fame was his last project that 100xβd. And I think people fall for this stuff.
Now, did you actually find a potential winner? After you learn about slippage and how PancakeSwap works, this is where you can practice HODL or DCA Out strategies before the big game. Make a chart and plot when youβll take out your initial investment and different profit levels. Iβm talkin about practice here. Not a game. Practice.
Hereβs something I like about the lawlessness of BSC. Thereβs actually a fair amount of financial innovation going on. The tokenomics are wild and are things we donβt see in the Top 100 coins. Take the buy/sell taxes: theyβre sometimes a whopping 10-15% but do interesting things like fund the LP, pay dividends (reflections) to existing holders, pay for more marketing (shilling) and even straight burns. Check the audi
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
What's up Degernates? The $DUDE here with my periodic "Dude Diligence" reports on $CLOV - Clover Health Investments Corp and thoughts on potential price action for the upcoming week. Be prepared to read a little bit (and I realize what I have here is probably more reading than most of you crayon-eaters have done collectively since the first grade) ...but it will be worth your time if you're seriously considering trading CLOV
I want to start off with a quick intro- I'm a long-time lurker here on WSB but rarely post. I joined a little over a year and a half ago right before COVID hit as the subreddit was on the verge of breaking 1M Degenerates. I spend a bit more of my time on Twitter and am active there if you care to follow me aka, The $DUDE (https://twitter.com/nikiped1a).
Anyway, I don't want to make this too long but I've been trading for about 16 years which started with a single $2000 deposit as a college student in my early 20s which was a good chunk of my net worth at the time. That $2K has grown significantly over the years through working, trading and has been diversified into real estate as well. I work in tech for a publicly traded software company and now have few healthy trading accounts (primary trading, IRA and Roth IRAs) where I mainly swing/momentum trade some YOLOs and occasionally invest longer term if I feel there's a disruptive technology/company w/ high upside potential.
Originally I came to WSB for the memes and then quickly realized it was a really helpful community w/ useful crowd-sourced info, strategies and data in addition to the solid meme game. That was before it exploded 10X in size over about a 6 month period time leading up to the GME and AMC squeeze craziness earlier this year.
While I will say most of the info here is still good for the most part, you do have to dig a bit deeper now, verify a little more often and pushback on a lot more misinformation than in the "early days". And that brings me to the point I'd like to speak about today. Misinformation and how it has run rampant especially when it comes to Clover Health Investments Corp aka $CLOV.
I've been trading this stock since late Feb and seen the many ups, then downs, then big ups again and then downs. But more than anything, I've seen and still see the disruptive potential of A.I. in a dinosaur of an industry like Healthcare.
Here's my fresh take since I know there are a lot of new traders/investors in CLOV and t
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Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
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I won't be doing that today!
I was wondering if there was a way to execute
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
It was about a weak back.
Why
Itβs pronounced βNoel.β
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
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