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CARMA Puns

A list of puns related to "CARMA"

My wife gave birth to our son in our car on the way to the hospital

I named him Carson

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👤︎ u/invertedparadX
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why did the drunk driver go to jail?

Carma.

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👤︎ u/greeengoth
📅︎ Nov 25 2021
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So today my friend splashed some water on me, and then a car splashed him.

Now thats some good carma

Yea imma head out...

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👤︎ u/MilanTheUAVMan
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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What do you call it when you hit someone with a car, and then someone else hits you later?

Carma

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👤︎ u/Jasper0123
📅︎ Oct 18 2018
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If you run in front of a car you'll get tired...

But if you run behind the car you'll get exhausted!

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👤︎ u/Amd20555
📅︎ Mar 26 2018
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