C word Puns

Because you can’t see in the dark

It writes lots of other words too.

You have my Word.

Their word, not mine.

It’s a play on words.

... it can write other words as well.

Well, her exact words were, “You’re a fucking tool” but I knew what she meant.

Otherwise, rightovers would be a word.

Thanks for explaining the word “many” to me. It means a lot!

Her actual word were “you’ve gotten fat”, but I know what she meant.

Twice dragons.

Update: honestly thank you everyone, you guys are totally making this kids day! Distance learning in kindergarten has been rough and he misses seeing his friends pretty hard, so when I told him about this (I was able to use “Wreck-It Ralph : Ralph breaks the Internet” and buzz tube with likes/hearts as a reference) he’s been smiling from ear to ear nonstop since! A million thankyou‘s for the kind words and awards.

I'll come and get you thief! You have my Word

But really it was just him putting words in my mouth.

But it's full of words I've never even herbivore.

A man's farts once began sounding like the word "honda."

US Doctors were no help for the man.

Finally a Japanese Doctor took his case & sent for the man to come to Japan.

The man flew to Japan and after a short examination the Doctor said to him, "you have abscess tooth."

"An abscess tooth?" the man asked.

"Yes," replied the doctor "abscess make the fart go Honda."

Then one day, he left without a word :(

Her actual words were, "I'm a tiktoker," but I knew what she meant.

The words are right on the tip of my tongue.

I'm gonna find you. You have my word.

I had to ask him, what's the word on the street.

Hey! I'm currently writing a novel. And I'm liking for a pun name based on a word that would suggest them not being real. Please don't give me the actual name. Please give me a word I can work with

The people who originally did it tried to figure out a word for a 24 hour period until sunset. Then they just gave up and called it a day.

His question was, "Is 'buttcheeks' one word?"

"Or should I spread them apart?"

It's a play on words.

...I couldn't find the words to describe how upset I was.

She may not know anything about it yet, but mark my words--the thyme is cumin.

You have my Word.

At least, I think that's what it was. I don't speak a word of German.

What does it mean when you find horseshoes? It means a horse is walking round in its socks!

I am so proud of her! Edit: wording.

I have no words to describe how angry I am.

Their words, not mine

I said, “Mark, my words!”

But my publisher told me that word games are not what I excel at.

I said, "That's only two words," and he yelled "You're starting already!"

Dad working on car: “give me that thingamajig...the doohickey” Daughter: “SCOOBY DOO didn’t GIVE ME A HICKEY”

Ps, it was much funnier in my head and when I came up with it and told my girlfriend. I didn’t know how to put it in words so it sucks.

The seasoned comedian at a night club was telling the new guy, “If you want a good spot in the line up, you’ll have to suck up to the club manager.”

“No way! I’m no brown noser. In fact, I’m writing this into my next routine, that’ll show her.”

He went back to his room and started thinking and writing.

The next weekend the old comedian was surprised when the new guy was first up on stage. He went through his routine flawlessly, never saying a mean word against the club’s manager... In fact he thanked her repeatedly.

The old comedian was astonished and asked, “What happened?”

“Well I wanted to stand my ground, ...but, um... bum kissed”

I couldn't find the words to thank her.

Please post your best Beau (my bfs name) puns. I’m making him a note jar for Valentine’s and I’m short on puns. I already have Bodacious, Beautiful, and beaucoup (bookoo)

Post just a word or a short joke. Thanks guys!

You can’t c in the dark

It can write other words too.

It can write other words too.

It can write other words, too.

Im gonna find you. You have my word.

It can write other words too.