Went to the Police Station yesterday and started singing Rock a bye baby.

The Sargent stopped me and said, "No sir, we need an alibi."

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My wife was leaving to pick up lunch...

> Bye baby, I'm going to go pick up the Five Guys

You won't be able to fit them unless you take out the car seat.

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