Bury Me Alive Puns

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*while my dad and I drive past a cemetery*

Dad: "Did you know that the people who live in this town aren't allowed to be buried in that cemetery?"

Me: "Oh, why?"

Dad: "Cuz they're still alive."

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👤︎ u/yupitsnoone
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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While taking a tour of a college campus, the tour guide mentioned that the school was surrounded by three different cemeteries.

Tour guide: And did you know that if you live across from a cemetery, you can’t be buried there?

Me: What?? Why not?

Tour guide: Because you’re still alive!

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👤︎ u/lind-zayy
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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I can't believe my dad got me with this one today.

Me and my dad drive past a graveyard
Dad: You know why I can't be buried there?
Me: Why?
Dad: Cause I'm alive!

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👤︎ u/turtletorturer
📅︎ May 24 2019
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My dad an I were driving around town when we passed the cemetery

He told me, dead serious and in a low voice, “I know something you don’t know about this place. The people living in this town aren’t allowed to be buried here.”

I was confused so I asked him why.

His response, “they’re still alive”

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👤︎ u/nakedurlrobot
📅︎ Feb 14 2019
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Graveyards are just golden

Dad: "You know, people from this town aren't allowed to be buried in this graveyard..." Me: "Why?" Dad: "Cause it's illegal to bury someone alive, obviously"

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👤︎ u/PrimusCaesar
📅︎ Oct 16 2015
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