My mate Gav sadly passed away this morning. Doctors say it was severe heart burn.

Cannot believe Gaviscon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/schwifty98
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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My mate Gavin passed away from heart burn last week.

Still can’t believe Gaviscon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lumgi01
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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My best friend Gavin died of heart burn

Still can't believe Gav is gone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaxyTax
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2019
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My wife always says the way to a man’s heart is through his stomach…

Lovely woman.

Useless surgeon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2017
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Queen Elizabeth visited an Edinburgh hospital recently...

She enters a ward full of patients, and notices that they’re all dressed in street clothes and have no obvious sign of injury or illness. The Queen approaches a patient and greets him. The patient replies:

β€œMy heart’s in the Highlands, my heart is not here, My heart’s in the Highlands, a-chasing the deer.”

The Queen is confused, but smiles and moves on to greet the next patient. The patient responds:

β€œSome hae meat an’ canna eat, And some wad eat tha’ want it, But we hae meat an’ we can eat, so let the Lord be thankit.”

Even more confused, and smiling even more broadly, the Queen moves on to the next patient who immediately begins to chant:

β€œMy love is like a red, red rose that’s newly sprung in June; My love is like the melody that’s sweetly played in tune.”

Now very confused, the Queen turns to the accompanying doctor and asks, β€œIs this a psychiatric ward?”

β€œNo, Your Majesty,” replies the doctor. β€œThis is the serious Burns unit.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatboyfat1981
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Two molecules having dinner

One has heart burn and asks the other "can you pass me atoms?"

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2017
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