A list of puns related to "Burned My Ass"
A flame about that high.
He'll say this while looking straight at me, with a stern look on his face. Frightened, I ask "What?" whilst trying to remember wear I did to piss him off so bad.
He holds his hand at ass-level, grins: "A flame about this high."
<holds had out to the side, palm down, low butt-cheek level>
Flame, 'bout this high.
Q: You know what burns my ass?
Me: what, dear uncle?
A: a flame about this high (holds hand parallel to the ground at ass-level).
So the other day my uncle was riding his '81 Honda, just out for a cruise. And the bike caught on fire. A guy came running up to him and threw him a fire extinguisher. He caught it cause he's a bad ass. Any way after my uncle put out the fire that was melting his bike and burning him. A crowd of about 13 people were gathered around, and he pipes up saying
"Wow, that's one hot bike."
Needless to say no one laughed. He was the only psycho laughing after being on fire minutes before.
So my wife and I were in Walmart and she was looking in the candle section. She saw an apple pie candle she was interested in until she saw the price.
"$7 is kind of expensive for a candle don't you think?" She says to me.
Smirking, I see my time for glory; "Why, you don't feel like we have money to burn?"
She called me an ass, but I was already lost in dad joke nirvana.
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