40 Hilarious Bungee Jumping of Their Own Puns

Two guys are bungee-jumping one day. The first guy says to the second. "You know, we could make a lot of money running our own bungee-jumping service in Mexico.

"The second guy thinks this is a great idea, so the two pool their money and buy everything they'll need - a tower, an elastic cord, insurance, etc.

They travel to Mexico and begin to set up on the square. As they are constructing the tower, a crowd begins to assemble. Slowly, more and more people gather to watch them at work. The first guy jumps. He bounces at the end of the cord, but when he comes back up, the second guy notices that he has a few cuts and scratches. Unfortunately, the second guy isn't able catch him, he falls again, bounces and comes back up again. This time, he is bruised and bleeding. Again, the second guy misses him. The first guy falls again and bounces back up. This time, he comes back pretty messed up he's got a couple of broken bones and is almost unconscious. Luckily, the second guy finally catches him this time and says, "What happened? Was the cord too long?"

The first guy says, "No, the cord was fine, but what the hell is a pinata? "

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👤︎ u/Makemeasandwichagain

📅︎ Dec 03 2019

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Aren't sports like bungee jumping and similar bad for our bodies because of how it suddenly stops the fall?

How does the body react to the sudden change in movement

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👤︎ u/SilentThunderBolt

📅︎ Nov 01 2021

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How do peoples legs not get ripped out of their sockets when bungee jumping?

I mean shit that looks like it has got to be uncomfortable

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👤︎ u/webbandid

📅︎ Mar 02 2018

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TIL In 1997 the sport Extreme Ironing started by Phil Shaw in his garden, combines ironing clothing and extreme sport or location. People have ironed shirts on their custom ironing boards while skydiving, bungee jumping, water-skiing, speed cycling, and deep-sea diving, among other items of clothing wikipedia.org/wiki/Extrem…

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👤︎ u/rethinkr

📅︎ Jun 21 2018

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TIL that one rite of passage for boys to become men involved the boys constructing a 20-30 meter tower, then tying vines to their feet and leaping off. The ones who hit their head on the ground but didn't break anything became men. Later, this practice transformed into modern day 'Bungee Jumping'. vanuatuinformation.com/th…

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👤︎ u/WolfieTheWolf

📅︎ Jul 09 2014

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TIL Bungee Jumping originated as an ancient Oceanic Island ritual, in which young men tied vines to their ankles and jumped from tall wooden platforms as a test of courage and passage into manhood en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bun…

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👤︎ u/Hullabalooga

📅︎ Oct 26 2015

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Old school bungee jumping. I can’t say this would feel good… v.redd.it/pw2duqvaiex71

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👤︎ u/TTurcs

📅︎ Nov 03 2021

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Russians with hooks under their skin do bungee jumping youtu.be/DGqQjpbGAJM

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👤︎ u/Otshibaer

📅︎ Aug 26 2018

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This photo of Will Smith bungee jumping looks like Uncle Phil.

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👤︎ u/MidasGloves

📅︎ Mar 14 2017

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[Writing Prompt] Sayori’s found a new purpose for the rope - she’s wrapped it around her waist, and is planing on going bungee jumping!

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👤︎ u/secondarysamuel

📅︎ Oct 13 2021

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Transport suicidal people in their sleep and take them to a bungee jumping area and wake them up and say “u want to die then jump” and push em ...most people regret jumping after jumping so it shud scare em straight.

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👤︎ u/killblizard

📅︎ Oct 23 2018

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Bungee jumping in Whistler, BC. I didn’t have the stomach to do it, but seems fun. v.redd.it/0rhf3vvig5h71

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👤︎ u/passionate-traveller

📅︎ Aug 13 2021

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What do orphans call their parents who died while bungee jumping?

Extended family.

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👤︎ u/r1cepudd1ng

📅︎ Oct 11 2018

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Bungee Jumping, Fallschirmspringen und andere Extremsportarten. Schonmal gemacht, auf der Bucket-List oder zu gefährlich?

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👤︎ u/Real_Tepalus

📅︎ Aug 22 2021

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Bungee jumping, but instead of bungee cord you have 100ft of anal beads in and you need to clench to stop yourself from falling.

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👤︎ u/rnhmltn9

📅︎ Apr 10 2020

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If you dont like Kevin Lee watch this video of him bungee jumping. twitter.com/UFC_AUSNZ/sta…

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👤︎ u/craicatoa

📅︎ Jun 20 2018

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Jack is a afraid of heights (as am I) so here’s a video of me bungee jumping (134m/440ft) ft. My Cloak hoodie v.redd.it/e2s5gl3v34k41

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👤︎ u/daddyshotbisexual

📅︎ Mar 01 2020

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I want this man to be bungee jumping into a big bucket of KFC fried chicken. The background can stay the same, unless you wanna change it up. The bucket is really the only important aspect

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👤︎ u/Big_jeff_xd

📅︎ Dec 20 2019

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As requested: my perspective on the EPIC bungee jumping of the West v.redd.it/vayza25sz3421

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👤︎ u/Mister-Fisker

📅︎ Dec 13 2018

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Japanese card sellers are pretty cool - they often include things like origami, extra cards, and business cards of them bungee jumping in pikachu costumes

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👤︎ u/HaHaHawaii

📅︎ Apr 14 2015

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This photo of Will Smith bungee jumping looks like Uncle Phil.

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👤︎ u/fredlavinni

📅︎ Mar 20 2018

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Vanuatu's Indigenous groups fight for recognition of bungee jumping's roots abc.net.au/news/2020-01-1…

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👤︎ u/hydralime

📅︎ Jan 12 2020

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I felt exhilarated as I dove off of a bridge into my bungee jumping adventure.

Faintly I heard, “Oh dear god someone forgot to ...” & was amazed at how close to the ground they let you get before the snap!

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👤︎ u/chocolatemilkguzzla

📅︎ Mar 31 2020

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I’ll never go bungee jumping

A broken rubber is the reason I was born. It’s not going to be the reason why I die.

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👤︎ u/RoyTheShip

📅︎ Jan 08 2019

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This photo of Will Smith bungee jumping looks like Uncle Phil.

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👤︎ u/Reddituser11334

📅︎ Jan 14 2019

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Here are my three characters, Mod, Beck and Miguel! Beck, (laying down) can change into a lion, Mod (female) is an dimension traveling/ jumping creature, and Miguel (big guy, elf ears) is a demon! Each of them are on the run for some sort of crime committed in their own dimension.

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👤︎ u/M0DStrawberry

📅︎ Mar 14 2020

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Dropping a screw in front of somebody and going "whoops!" as they're about to go on a rollercoaster/slingshot thing/bungee jumping is a dickish thing to do and not very funny.

I come to amusement parks to enjoy thrills safely, not to panic while legitimately thinking I am going to die.

Yes, I got the idea for this post from that post on r/all but this has been bothering me for a while.

e: Well, the AutoMod wants a bit more. I guess some people are into that sort of thing, but I'm guessing that that's a pretty small minority.

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👤︎ u/Not_A_Human_BUT

📅︎ Dec 17 2018

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You are given $10,000 to try a dangerous DIY event, conducted solely by you. What event do you choose from the following - bungee jumping, skydiving, deep diving, ice climbing, mushroom picking or running of the bulls?

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👤︎ u/roastedtoperfection

📅︎ Jul 28 2019

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Im kind of sad I don't see more bungee jumping jokes around

I guess they never quite seem to land

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👤︎ u/_Jukeboxhero_

📅︎ Jul 28 2019

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Bungee jumping is really intersting. Do it properly, it could last for 5 minutes; Do it with your neck, lasts for the rest of your life

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👤︎ u/PaladinX300

📅︎ Jan 30 2020

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Sick of no sports shows to watch, my brother and his girlfriend created their own: World Series of Dog Toilet Paper Jumping Championship m.youtube.com/watch?featu…

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👤︎ u/linzphun

📅︎ Apr 07 2020

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TIL A man tried to bungee jump off a 70-foot bridge in Virginia. He made his own 70-foot bungee cord by tying several bungee chords together. Unfortunately, he didn't realize that bungee chords stretch, and died. mpora.com/multi-sport/the…

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👤︎ u/Rupert_YT

📅︎ Oct 29 2017

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Former Call of Duty, Titanfall, Tomb Raider, and Spec Ops: The Line devs jumping AAA ship to make their own next-gen title, "Daedalus", which is said to be "an existential horror trip into a surreal, half-forgotten dream" gamespot.com/articles/for…

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👤︎ u/cdts

📅︎ Mar 18 2014

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One of the coolest ways to die is bungee jumping out of a helicopter but the cord being too long and snapping you back but then you bounce up into the blades shredding you to pieces and then being eaten up by sharks.

Yes I know the improbability if this but it would still be cool

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👤︎ u/pkklerz

📅︎ Feb 21 2019

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Insane bungee jumping

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👤︎ u/Megatron_Griffin

📅︎ Mar 07 2021

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Did you ever go bungee jumping and change your mind at the last minute? Good thing there's experienced staff to help....

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👤︎ u/AnikaErlewine

📅︎ Dec 18 2019

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“Every manager has their own way of doing things” Why must we change standardized workpapers and formulas?Being assigned different managers is like jumping between companies.... learning different rules and nuances for a 4 hr assignment