Brian Regan Puns

A list of puns related to "Brian Regan"

Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl using the bathroom?

Because the pee is silent.

Credit: my 11 year old.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kaelyneb5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2022
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Why don't dinosaurs make good pets?

Because they're dead.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2021
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I want to buy a second NBA team in Miami.

At the press conference, when they ask me what the team name is, I’ll say, β€œit’s not the Heat. It’s the Humidity.”

(Credit to Brian Regan)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Munger88
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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