A list of puns related to "Break the Chain"
I work at a workout shop called Sweat. It's bit of a janky chain store. Soon, after I started working there, I start dating a super cute kelpto who has too much fun stealing. Other than that she's perfect. Winter rolls around and she gets bored.
GF wants to rob my work.
It's like -10° out.
Stores closed so they don't have the heat on but, I have a set of keys. We get into an argument about it. She tells me to help her steal at least one thing from the freezing store or she'll split up with me.
Last night went like this:
Daughter: What are we having for dinner?
Me: Food
Daughter: What kind of food?
Me: Good food
Daughter (getting visibly frustrated): What kind of good food?
Me: Good tasting food
Daughter: WHAT IS THE NAME OF THE FOOD WE ARE EATING?
Me: Oh, I don't know, I think it's Bob or something
At which point my wife breaks the chain and actually tells what the dish was called, likely saving me from murder by 7 year old.
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