Lost my bread knife the other day..

I'm absolutely gutted...we've been through thick and thin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sterntoothz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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Why did the knife get fired from the bread factory?

He couldn't cut it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/doubleddose
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2016
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An inventor shows his friend the first knife ever…

His friend says, β€œWow! That’s the best thing since bread.”

The inventor says, β€œWell, I’m about to blow your mind.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2017
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