A dildough
If you happen to have a yeast infection the bread will be extra fluffy.
It’s a pain in the ass
A girl made some bread in the shape of a penis, cooked it, and used it to masturbate.
Then she got a yeast infection.
Do we have any evidence they actually existed, outside of a few paintings on vases? Were they a joke, or really used for sexual pleasure?
Hello beautiful apes,
I have some things to share with you that I feel we need to internalize as a community. This is not hopium, and it is not FUD.
This is somewhere in the middle. Giving a realistic perspective on what's actually going on. And it is important that we grasp the severity of the real situation so no one gets trapped anymore.
And the real reason why MOASS is finally upon us. No hype baiting, no calls to action, no dates.
Just sharing my perspective with some strong opinions, speculation, a fun story, and some pictures of charts.
There are 3 sections.
Section 1: Addressing today
Section 2: Story / Thought Experiment
Section 3: Review of charts with lessons learned.
Let's get into it.
Section 1: Addressing today
I know today sucked. I'm mad that I was right. I was hoping it wouldn't be a rug pull. I was hoping the subtle call to action with a time sensitivity that came out of nowhere promising the moon if you do this one thing... would be true.
But we need to learn from this.
I posted 2 posts prior to this one saying to be skeptical about it.
But because neither post went with the narrative being spun, it didn't get any traction. I tried to warn to be cautious of the options trap.
My only thought was.. this looks too perfect. It has to be a trap.
Because MOASS will just fucking happen.. It won't be laid out on the charts. It won't be a subtle bread crumb that we find. It won't be predictable. Someone's not going to come out of nowhere and say "GUYS LOOK AT THIS THING I FOUND IN THE CHART AND IT WILL HAPPEN ON THIS DAY AND ONLY THIS DAY BECAUSE XYZ"...
It will be a sudden violent shift up. It will be a fucking Tsunami that hits everyone by surprise. It will be an asteroid in the dark. A black hole that swallows the entire financial sector and there's not a damned thing they can do to stop it. And not a damned thing any one of us, neither individually nor collectively can do to make it happen any faster.
The only thing I as an individual investor can do to secure the investment that I believe in, is to buy, hold and make sure that share is in my fucking name by direct registering it. That's all. Nothing else.
Options.. somebody show me one law that states MM must hedge with shares which drives a gamma squeeze?
Someone show me a law that states the calls being exercised must be purchased on a lit exchange, and can not be a synthetic fake share that they internalized?
BY ALL MEANS if you wan
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Unless I veto it cause I don’t have much money and also I’m not trying to get kicked out of my house / have my mom realize I am incredibly weird Edit: Forgot to mention I’ll do it at the 24 hour mark, and if I already have said item I will not order it Edit 2: Top comment was the communist manifesto….. I will see what I can do, will update soon
I know booze is a given but what other creative gifts are there? A month of Tinder Plus? A 5 pack of Zyn pouches? Some cigars?
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
