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πŸ‘€︎ u/djeclipz
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2021
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Prediction: There will be a minor Baby Boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033 we will witness the rise of

The Quaranteens

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tecniklee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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My dad kept calling referring to this mason jar as his β€œboom box”.

When I asked him why, he responded β€œI use it for all my jams!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatKipp
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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9 months from now, there will be a baby boom. 13 years later, will give rise to the next generation, known as....

Quaranteens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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After this week's bad weather in Texas, there'll probably be a baby boom in nine months.

That snow coincidence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/engfish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What is sis boom bah?

The sound a sheep makes when it explodes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ttocs77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2021
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Boom!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperSujith_16
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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A magician was driving down the street when BOOM!

He turned into a driveway.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VintageVitaminJ
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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People think just because I grew up in the ghetto back in the 80s, I should walk around carrying a big old boom box on my shoulder.

But I refuse to go with that stereotype.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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In ~9 moths, there's going to be a baby boom. These babies will be known as "Coronials" and will grow up to become a quaranteen.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gjgav
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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And the name of the Coronavirus baby boom generation is.......

Children of the "Quarn"

Edit: at the age of 13, we shall bestow upon them the rank of "Quaran-teen"

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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I went to go shopping for cherries and microphones the other day: bought a bing, bought a boom.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AspenTD
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2017
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Boom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AcroStrike
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2019
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On my yacht, I make one of the crew dress in cute costume to stand for the pole supporting the yards, booms, and rigging...

He's my mast-cot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2020
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Boom!
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πŸ“…︎ May 25 2019
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Boom
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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisfuckinjerk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vinnyy5
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2018
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BOOM!

I apologize for my explosive outburst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oath_to_Order
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2018
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Wives are like grenades, remove the ring and boom!, House is gone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/eternalrocket
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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There will be a baby boom in 9 months and

In 2033, we will witness the rise of "Quaranteens"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user_is_name
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2020
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There will be a baby boom in 9 months.

And in 2033 we shall witness the rise of the quaranteens!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PapaCheddar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Answer: Sis, boom, bah.

Question: What is the sound of an exploding sheep?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaperPlaythings
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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Siss, boom, bah.

What is the sound of an exploding sheep?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadeauxmarie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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I went to go shopping for cherries and microphones the other day. Bought a bing, bought a boom.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheineken
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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