Boeing E 4 Puns

Boeing.

Boeing

"Nah, that's boeing"

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1. What does McDonalds say to the tray when it betrays them? "You traytor!"
2. Does Spider Man live in an egg? Because i heard he lives in New Yolk.
3. These puns aren't very eggciting.
4. lettuce taco bout it?
5. I will asalt you with puns!
6. What if your problem involves telling a phone? JUST TELEPHONE ALREADY!
7. What if Jake stands close to Johnny when talking? He Here's Johnny!
8. Stop asalting my hard with your judging pursesonality!
9. I'll play the Yandere Simulater later.
10. You herd about that show? It's called Spongebob Swearpants.
11. Why did you diss stew me? (kinda hard to get, but just say it out loud.)
12. What does someone say sarcastically in the middle of an intense war that was caused by someone? TANKS TO YOU!
13. What type of plane that loves bounce? Boeing!
14. How many money did we owe? It said it on the letter right? I don't know, you should've reddit!

I'm sorry for the cringe...

Boeing!

Human boeing

Boeing

It was too Boeing

Boeing

... they're just so Boeing

They’re two Boeing.

"You're not very plane and Boeing as I thought you'd be."

A boeing

so I'm really interested in this girl, and she wanted to watch a movie with me at her place. I ask for her house address and the conversation is more or less this:

"oh my address is 747 blah blah blah st."

"I didn't know you lived on a jumbo jet!"

"That was awful."

"I know I'm sorry I was way out of line with that. It was a pretty plane and Boeing joke. I'm glad your feelings aren't up in the air about it though."

I might have heard a groan from twenty miles away.

We were queued up to play an ARAM in league of legends when he says "I have 747 wins in ARAM"

Immediately I respond "How Boeing"

He didnt get it at first but then you just hear the deepest of sighs

Boyfriend: How's work?

Me: Boring.

Boyfriend: You sure it's not Boeing?

I work at an airport. He's not even a dad and it's already starting.

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Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing.

Boeing Boeing Boeing!

“Boeing, Boeing, Boeing”

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Boeing!

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Boeing! Boeing! Boeing!

Boeing, Boeing, Boeing!