When women put on bikinis, they reveal 90% of their bodies..,
Men are so polite, they only look at the covered parts.
I hate stuck up bodies of water
Get over yourself Lake Superior!
How do celestial bodies start getting ready for a party?
I got in trouble for letting people take bodies from the morgue for free after my boss saw the evidence.
Can you tell me where I can find dead bodies?
Why yes, they’re right around the coroner…
Why are bodies kept at 90 degrees?
Because they are in the 'coroner' office.
What do you call the study of astrological bodies?
It took my friend a lot of balls to appear in the Reality TV show “Embarrassing Bodies”.
How many dead bodies are buried in the average American cemetery?
Why do Arab cannibals always have the best bodies?
Because they only ever eat protein Sheiks!
4 Norse gods, 1 roman God, and 2 astrological bodies walk into a bar
The bartender says: Oh, this is gonna be a week joke
Man, decomposing bodies is tough right?
Hidden bodies
A new strain of head lice has appeared that is resistant to conventional treatments. This has left scientists scratching their heads.
Funeral homes might start displaying bodies of the deceased again after Covid-19 lockdown...
But that remains go be seen.
There was this shop in my hometown located where two streets met, they sold things like embalming tools and other specialty tools for working on dead bodies. This store was also known as....
There was a lumberjack who moonlighted as a serial killer. He used wood chippers to dispose of the bodies, which is why he was so prolific.
Every once in a while, these guys come out of the woodwork.
A funeral home got busted for raffling dead bodies off to med schools.
Police said it was a dead giveaway.
Breaking news: Irish officials have reported that a passenger 747 has crashed into a Belfast cemetery. Investigators have discovered over ten thousand dead bodies at the scene. One local witness at a nearby pub claimed it was a Guinness record.
To be sure. I’ll let myself out.....
Oceans are the friendliest bodies of water.
They always greet you with a wave.
Most fisherman hold their fish far away from their bodies when they take pictures. This is why they think they're so much bigger than they are.
Showed my Dad Warm Bodies the other day, he caught me off guard this time.
If you don't know the movie, there's a scene where the main character (R) is attempting to drive a car and he's starting and stopping because he can't control his limbs fully.
So my dad just quietly goes. "Makes sense, he's got bad motor control."
How did the ant serial killer cleanly dispose of his victim’s bodies?
He dissolved them in antacid.
Ba-dum… tsss!
There are extremely large bodies of water that have never been touched in any way before.
I guess you could call them the virgin seas.
I went to a nightclub called Dislocated Bodies.
Everyone there seemed a bit out of place.
I went into a crypt but couldn't recognize the bodies
I guess they were encrypted.
I called the police because a man was screaming about large bodies of water and outdoor storage units, but when the police arrived they couldn't arrest him, as he denied everything.
It was a real "He Said Sea Shed" situation.
Warm Bodies is a rom-com about Zombies
Does that mean it could be Zom-Rom-Com?
The wounds were caused by foreign bodies.
https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/5vemhh/texas_hunters_who_accidentally_shot_each_other/
I despise stuck-up bodies of water.
Get over yourself, Lake Superior!
It took a lot of balls for my friend to go on the Reality TV show called “Embarrassing Bodies.”
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