I've got a pedigree toothless Norwegian Blue Parrot I want to enter in competitions

I hope it sucks seeds

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📅︎ Jul 04 2020
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Haven't seen my dad since Christmas

And today he texts me out of the blue, "Two parrots were sitting on a perch. One parrot turns to the other and says, "Do you smell fish?""

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📅︎ Apr 22 2014
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