A suspected Covid-19 male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over his mouth and nose.

A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.

"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"

Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."

He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"

Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.

She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.

She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."

The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,

"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:

"Are - my - test - results - back?"

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/RabbitHODL
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Nurse: Are you allergic to anything? Dad: Burnt bread.

Nurse: You are allergic to burnt bread?

Dad: Yes, I’m black toast intolerant.

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/porichoygupto
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Even in my grandpas last days he still had some in him.

My grandpa was dying of cancer and he had severe bowel problems to which he needs nurse assistance to go #2. He hasn't gone for several days now and calls for help once again.

Nurse: "Ok let's try this again and if that doesn't work we'll try something else"

enter 7ft tall 300lb black man (2nd nurse)

Grandpa: "Oh so you're going to try to scare the shit out of me now"

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šŸ‘¤ļøŽ u/truestory_bro
šŸ“…ļøŽ Dec 12 2013
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