Big Heat Puns

Did you know that NASA sent a chicken to the moon?

You remember the a pollo missions.

So I was heating up a meat pie in the microwave. My sister and her boyfriend were on the couch. She asked what I was cooking. so i told her.

Then she asked "Can you cook us two?"

I replied "I dunno.... I think you guys are a bit big!"

They stared at me blankly and I chuckled.