A penguin is interviewing a hawk who made it big time as a helicopter pilot...

The penguin asks, "Can you tell us how you got your start?"

"Well," explains the hawk, "I used to work for an aerial photography outfit, Hawk Air."

"And that's how you got into piloting?"

"No, then I got a degree in philosophy."

"Philosophy!" exclaims the penguin. "How do you get from philosophy to piloting?"

"It's quite simple, really," nods the hawk sagely. "My professor told me what to do with my life. Post Hawk Air, go Copter Hawk."

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Found a sick bird and took it to hospital, but was refused entry

Apparently it was ill eagle

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