The user can erase any type of hatsu with a single touch

Conditions: 1) the user won't be able to use nen for about an hour if he misses the target.

2. it can only be used against one ability at a time in a battle (considering the opponent has more than one ability)

Bhasmasura

The Ash Demon

Pantheon: Hindu

Class: Assassin

LORE: For many years, the demon Bhasmasura was a devotee of the great god Shiva. He performed great penance to obtain a boon from the god. After long years of servitude, Shiva was pleased from Bhasmasura and asked him for a boon. Bhasmasura asked from Shiva to give him the power to burn to ashes anyone he touches. Confused from the odd request, Shiva granted him this power, only to find out he have been fooled. The first thing Bhasmasura did with his power was trying to kill Shiva, for he lusted after the beautiful Parvati, but because Shiva was her husband he couldn't get near her. But with his new power, he can now easily kill his rival and have Parvati all for himself.

Discovering the demon true intentions with his new power, Shiva fled as far as he could, but the demon chased him to anywhere he went. Shiva crossed mountains, jungles, oceans, he crossed almost every place in the realm, but no matter where he went Bhasmasura followed him, determined to turn him to ash. After a long chase Shiva managed to reach his brother, Vishnu. After hearing his problem, Vishnu agreed to help Shiva.

Vishnu took the form of the beautiful Mohini and appeared in front of the demon. After she managed to seduce Bhasmasura, Mohini convinced the demon that if he wished to be with her, he must first dance like her. Accepting the challenge, Bhasmasura imitated every one of her moves, slowly letting his guard down. Right at the end of the dance, Mohini touched her head as part of the dance and foolishly, Bhasmasura did the same. Before he could realize his mistake, Bhasmasura touched his head and burned to a pile of ash.

however, it seems that the gods underrated the power of this demon for with some unknown force Bhasmasura raised from the ashes, determined to get a hold on the beautiful Parvati, and he will burn anyone who will be foolish enough to stand in his way.

APPEARANCE: Bhasmasura have a the same body structure as Bakasura. He only wears pants, his skin color is dark red, he has a normal fanged mouth and two horns. His weapons are his hands, which they look like they are made from a hot chunk of coal.

PASSIVE - Ash Burns
After several hits Bhasmasura will infect an enemy god with burns that will make the enemy god to take additional damage for several seconds.

ABILITY I -Spread The Ashes
Ability Type: Cone
Bhasmasura spreads a cloud of ash in a cone, damaging and blinding any ene

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

BhasmasuraThe Ash Demon

Pantheon: Hindu

Class: Assassin

LORE: For many years, the demon Bhasmasura was a devotee of the great god Shiva. He performed great penance to obtain a boon from the god. After long years of servitude, Shiva was pleased from Bhasmasura and asked him for a boon. Bhasmasura asked from Shiva to give him the power to burn to ashes anyone he touches. Confused from the odd request, Shiva granted him this power, only to find out he have been fooled. The first thing Bhasmasura did with his power was trying to kill Shiva, for he lusted after the beautiful Parvati, but because Shiva was her husband he couldn't get near her. But with his new power, he can now easily kill his rival and have Parvati all for himself.

Discovering the demon true intentions with his new power, Shiva fled as far as he could, but the demon chased him to anywhere he went. Shiva crossed mountains, jungles, oceans, he crossed almost every place in the realm, but no matter where he went Bhasmasura followed him, determined to turn him to ash. After a long chase Shiva managed to reach his brother, Vishnu. After hearing his problem, Vishnu agreed to help Shiva.

Vishnu took the form of the beautiful Mohini and appeared in front of the demon. After she managed to seduce Bhasmasura, Mohini convinced the demon that if he wished to be with her, he must first dance like her. Accepting the challenge, Bhasmasura imitated every one of her moves, slowly letting his guard down. Right at the end of the dance, Mohini touched her head as part of the dance and foolishly, Bhasmasura did the same. Before he could realize his mistake, Bhasmasura touched his head and burned to a pile of ash.

however, it seems that the gods underrated the power of this demon for with some unknown force Bhasmasura raised from the ashes, determined to get a hold on the beautiful Parvati, and he will burn anyone who will be foolish enough to stand in his way.

APPEARANCE: Bhasmasura have a the same body structure as Bakasura. He only wears pants, his skin color is dark red, he has a normal fanged mouth and two horns. His weapons are his hands, which they look like they are made from a hot chunk of coal.

PASSIVE - Ash Burns
After several hits Bhasmasura will infect an enemy god with burns that will make the enemy god to take additional damage for several seconds.

ABILITY I -Spread The Ashes
Ability Type: Cone
Bhasmasura spreads a cloud of ash in a cone, damaging and b