A list of puns related to "Bez MX"
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Uredska stolica je standardna oprema svakog ureda. Ako provodite svoju svakodnevnicu za računalom, trebali biste pridati veliku važnost odabiru ergonomskog uredskog stolca.
Izbor je velik, te se lako izgubiti u praznim obećanjima proizvođača.
Ikea je udomaćeno ime i poznata destinacija za kupnju jeftinog, ali kvalitetnog namještaja. Iako nije prvo odredište na koje bi se zaputili pri odabiru uredske stolice, ima začuđujuće veliku ponudu istih.
Predstavljanjem Markusa, Ikea je 2013. godine unijela stanovitu pomutnju u vlastitu ponudu uredskih stolica, zato što ovaj stolac na tržište stiže samo pola godine nakon odličnog modela Malkolm.
U svojih 8 godina postojanja, Markus je postao jedna od najpopularnijih stolica u Hrvatskoj. Premda se, sa cijenom od 999kn, nalazi u višem cjenovnom razredu Ikeine ponude; u usporedbi s ostalim stolcima sličnog cjenovnog ranga, nema mu ravnog.
Zahvaljujući svojoj nadprosječnoj visini, Markus je vjerojatno jedna od najudobnijih stolica za ljude višeg rasta. Iako se po svojim dimenzijama Markus čini glomaznim na papiru, zahvaljujući mrežastom naslonu i općoj jednostavnosti dizajna, prikladan je dio većine moderno uređenih interijera.
Kao i većina Ikeinog namještaja, ovaj stolac je napravljen da bude što izdržljivi, te je rigorozno testiran za uredsku upotrebu i može izdržati godine svakodnevnog korištenja.
Moje upoznavanje s Markusom je započelo gotovo slučajno – nakon rasprave na stanovitom Good Game Discord serveru, o suludoj cijeni Herman Millerovog Aeron stolca. Zatim je razgovor nastavljen o raznim drugim uredskim stolicama.
S obzirom da je moj stari Jysk Billum već bio na izdisaju, upitao sam ondašnje stanovništvo koju stolicu preporučuje; zabrinjavajuća većina mi je preporučila Ikeinog Markusa.
Nakon dugotrajnog istraživanja o karakteristikama ove Ikeine stolice i čitanja, usudim se reći, lošije napisanih recenzija od ove, odlučio sam se za kupnju Markusa. Jedini problem je bio taj što je bio rasprodan na Ikeinom webshopu, no to me nije obeshrabrilo. Na njihovoj stranici sam ispunio formu, kako bi me obavijestili kada proizvod opet bude dostupan.
27 dana sam čekao na povratnu informaciju. Stigla je u obliku SMS poruke – "Markus je ponovno dostupan na našem webshopu." Pohitao sam na svoje računalo i naručio stolicu koja će mi promijeniti život...
Par dana poslije, kasno navečer, probudio me zvuk kućnog zvona. Pogledao sam na sat, bilo je 3 sata pos
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For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
Pilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
French/Finnish art
Country/Canadian rap
Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
They’re on standbi
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
“BOOM”?!
"That's what they're fighting about."
Because his Visa didn’t work.
"Beauty, because beauty is in the eye of the bee-holder!"
A happy Uncle.....
I’d never seen him be 4.
Ice-olation.
She's only eleven and says she came up with that by herself. I'm so proud 😭😭😭
"No, it doesn't."
We couldn't afford a dog...
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