Between a Rock and a Hard Place Puns

A list of puns related to "Between a Rock and a Hard Place"

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I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place

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👤︎ u/_Nonyl_
📅︎ Jan 26 2021
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Dwayne Johnson is a really nice guy, so he always makes sure he's as close to the wall as possible...

He hates putting anyone between The Rock and a hard place.

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👤︎ u/curioushom
📅︎ Nov 06 2020
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What would you say if Dwayne Johnson pinned you to a mountain?

I’m stuck between The Rock and a hard place.

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👤︎ u/nikenotnikey
📅︎ Apr 19 2019
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Geology Museum

So my dad and are touring a college in Rapid City, South Dakota, and we drove past a Geology Museum. He casually pointed it out as we had not noticed it before. I waited a few seconds, fully expecting a Geology rocks joke, but he was silent. I asked him why he didn't make a joke, as he is notorious for awesome dad jokes, and he looked at me and said, "I was going to but I felt like I was stuck between a rock and a hard place." I just looked at him and gave him a fist bump. This is going to be a great trip.

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👤︎ u/futuretrojan
📅︎ Nov 13 2013
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