Best New Starlet Puns

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Diana Green is a Vegas showgirl turned Broadway diva who appears in hit after hit and becomes known all over the world (To The Top) However she is soon left in shambles after her aggressive behaviour backstage is revealed .

With her career ruined,Diana decides to fake her death and start a new life . She drives her car to a cliff overlooking the ocean and pushes it off,leaving a melodramatic suicide note on the cliff's edge (Goodbye You Bastards) Diana then disappears into the night

20 years later,in 1993 ; Diana now lives in Colorado with her husband Howie Stein (Diana has changed her name to Cindy) . Diana finds morbid satisfaction in watching a news broadcast commentating the twentieth anniversary of her supposed death (Remembering A Legend) . Diana's small town life is upheaved when Howie's tow company tows a limo belonging to billionaire Harold Bloom

Bloom arrives at the Stein's home to chew out Howie and is taken back by the sight of Diana. He reveals he is the new owner of the Butterfly Casino and Hotel where Diana once worked as a chorus girl. He is putting on an event to celebrate the life of the "late icon" and asks Diana (not aware she is the real deal) to be a Diana Green impersonator (like Elvis) . Diana blurts out her agreement (wanting to recapture the magic of her performing days)

Diana and Howie set off for Vegas,stopping at several tourist traps on the way while Diana begins to have second thoughts(Sightseeing and Stomach-churning Time)

When they arrive at the Butterfly,they are given a huge suite . Howie muses on how he knows almost nothing about his "Cindy's" early life (Who Are You Honey ?) . The couple are called down where they introduced to Estelle Lori,the manager of the casino . She tells them she is inviting some suprise guests to the event which worries Diana . Diana them goes to the bar area where she meets chrousgirls Laura,Kate and Ciara who express dreams their dreams of reaching the same fame Diana had (Diva Dream)

Guests begin to arrive for the memorial event and enjoy the casino while also wondering about Diana's showgirl days (You Think She Sat Here ?) Diana is taken to the dressing room where she is dressed in her old Tony Awards dress and is shocked when she doesn't recognise herself (Who Are You Honey (Reprise)) She is taken to the foyer and performs one of her signature songs for the guests (Adora-Beezle Girl)

Suddenly one of the surprise guests arrives - Madam Mystica a supposed medium with a cable

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Prepare to drool - a lot.....

• "The Young Bull will dominate standup for a millennium and there's nothing that pussy ass libtards can do about it"

• "Guy is about 50x's more famous than he would have been as a bit part feature player on SNL, so people really need to STFU"

• "Oh look it’s that guy who Lorne Michaels hired in an attempt to bring more conservatives to SNL only to immediately find out exactly why that’s a bad idea"

Edit: lololol looks like we got brigaded by Shane fanboys while I was sleeping.