I have the best debt that anyone can have
It is all outstanding!
After being single for years, my best friend said, "Can I set you up?
I said "Go on then!!"
Now I'm doing 12 years for a crime I didn't commit.
My best mate passed away yesterday due to heartburn, I’m in tears I can’t believe it.
Gav is gone.
The best joke I can think of is quarantine.
If you don't get it, it's because it's an inside joke.
I've made the best cups of tea in the world... What can I say?
I have the expertise.
I said to my best friend ’The words can’t describe how beautiful you are!
But numbers can. 7/10’(stolen from r/memes)
When I go for a walk with my best friend, he can’t help but stop and pet every animal he sees. He just thinks they’re so adorable!
He has awwtism.
No yolk, I can make the best egg white omelette.
I’m so poor, I can’t go see the world. The best that I can do...
...is visiting Amazon while on Safari.
Son, the best piece of advice I can give you is not to starve yourself. It doesn't help anything.
Bulimia tried it.
I opened a can of beer and on the side it said, “Best drunk before July, 2018.”
It feels great to be finally recognized for my achievements.
I went fishing. I was out of worms, but was saving a can of alphabet soup for lunch, so I put some letters on the line and hoped for the best. Moments later, I caught a whopper, and boy, he started talking! The fish said:
"Hooked on phonics worked for me!"
Best Halloween costume idea: I'm going to ask Norm Macdonald if I can glue myself to him for an evening.
I'm going to be adhered to a social norm.
It might smell funny.
"I do the very best I know how--the very best I can; and I mean to keep doing so until the end." A. Lincoln
Which Lincoln said this?
I want to write a story about a man who wants to be the best Chinese food chef. But he needs to get his life together so he can focus.
I'll call it "Wonton Distraction."
I'm not a dad but I try my best to fit them in when I can
My brother is a painter and was making a women a stand for her to paint on.
She came to pay for it and pick it up. As she was loading it until her car I said "be easel with that now".
She just said ok
