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A list of puns related to "Best I Can"

I have the best debt that anyone can have

It is all outstanding!

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👤︎ u/WontGetBannedAgain2
📅︎ Apr 16 2022
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After being single for years, my best friend said, "Can I set you up?

I said "Go on then!!"

Now I'm doing 12 years for a crime I didn't commit.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 21 2021
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Gf asked for help, and I did the best I can
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👤︎ u/Vyuvarax
📅︎ Feb 01 2018
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Gf asked for help, and I did the best I can
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👤︎ u/NoDuckFound
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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My best mate passed away yesterday due to heartburn, I’m in tears I can’t believe it.

Gav is gone.

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👤︎ u/zajneroz
📅︎ Sep 03 2021
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The best joke I can think of is quarantine.

If you don't get it, it's because it's an inside joke.

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👤︎ u/ShotFirst57
📅︎ May 10 2020
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I've made the best cups of tea in the world... What can I say?

I have the expertise.

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👤︎ u/Mysterious_Edge_8989
📅︎ Jul 04 2021
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I said to my best friend ’The words can’t describe how beautiful you are!

But numbers can. 7/10’(stolen from r/memes)

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👤︎ u/Ibrohm
📅︎ Oct 03 2020
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No yolk, I can make the best egg white omelette.
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👤︎ u/sheineken
📅︎ Aug 10 2019
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I’m so poor, I can’t go see the world. The best that I can do...

...is visiting Amazon while on Safari.

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👤︎ u/labink
📅︎ Jun 24 2019
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Son, the best piece of advice I can give you is not to starve yourself. It doesn't help anything.

Bulimia tried it.

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👤︎ u/desireewhitehall
📅︎ Dec 07 2019
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I opened a can of beer and on the side it said, “Best drunk before July, 2018.”

It feels great to be finally recognized for my achievements.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Jun 08 2018
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I went fishing. I was out of worms, but was saving a can of alphabet soup for lunch, so I put some letters on the line and hoped for the best. Moments later, I caught a whopper, and boy, he started talking! The fish said:

"Hooked on phonics worked for me!"

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👤︎ u/Torley_
📅︎ Jul 30 2018
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Best Halloween costume idea: I'm going to ask Norm Macdonald if I can glue myself to him for an evening.

I'm going to be adhered to a social norm.

It might smell funny.

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👤︎ u/Trollfouridiots
📅︎ Jul 01 2015
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"I do the very best I know how--the very best I can; and I mean to keep doing so until the end." A. Lincoln

Which Lincoln said this?

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👤︎ u/Da_Moose123
📅︎ Oct 11 2018
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I want to write a story about a man who wants to be the best Chinese food chef. But he needs to get his life together so he can focus.

I'll call it "Wonton Distraction."

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👤︎ u/adez23
📅︎ Jan 21 2016
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I'm not a dad but I try my best to fit them in when I can

My brother is a painter and was making a women a stand for her to paint on.

She came to pay for it and pick it up. As she was loading it until her car I said "be easel with that now".

She just said ok

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👤︎ u/Menmycuztuchdwieners
📅︎ Jul 19 2014
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