A list of puns related to "Beethoven House"
I saw a white, fluffy thing swinging through my local cake shop. Suspect it was a meringue-utang.
I was out driving the other day and I spotted two packets of cheese & onion crisps walking down the road. I said, âDo you want a liftâ. âNo thanksâ, they replied, âWeâre Walkersâ.
I was in a cake shop the other day, they were all ÂŁ5 apart from one that was ÂŁ10. I asked why it was so expensive, the shop owner said âthatâs maderia cakeâ.
Bought some cream, it said âstore in a cool placeâ. So I left it in the Doctor Who studios.
Local ice cream man was found lying on the floor of his van covered with hundreds and thousands. Police say that he topped himself.
I used to love doughnuts, but I got bored of the whole thing.
A man says âI keep finding custard in one ear, and jelly in the otherâ. The doctor says âIâm afraid you are a trifle deafâ.
I bought a waffle iron the other day. Get really annoyed with wrinkled waffles.
How do you make an apple puff? Chase it around the garden
What do they call a man who abandoned his diet? DESSERTER.
Ice cream is exquisite⊠âwhat a pity it isnât illegal.
The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist sees the hole, and the realist sees the calories.
Why did Eve bite the forbidden apple? Because it tasted better than Adamâs banana.
Why did the students eat their homework? Because the teacher said that it was a piece of cake.
Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because itâs too hard to put them on the bottom!
When is a birthday cake like a golf ball? When itâs been sliced.
What did the cake say to the fork? you want a piece of me?
Why was the birthday cake as hard as a rock? Because it was marble cake!
What happens when no one comes to your birthday party? You can have your cake and eat it too.
What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven? Angel food cake, of course!
A birthday greeting: For someone special as you, only ANGELFOOD would do. HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
Did you hear there are two suspects in Two Ton Charleyâs death? BEN and JERRY.
Donât eat too much fudge, or else you will have so much pudge you wonât be able to budge.
You know youâre a mom if⊠Popsicles have become a staple food.
Mexican candy makes my taste buds say âOLE!â
FORGET LOVE⊠Iâ
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