Beauty lies in the eye of the bee-holder.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saintwithataint
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2020
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Beauty lies in the eyes of the... (not mine, but still funny) m.imgur.com/Ca0CRPV
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fogledude102
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2018
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Flowery

My wife had bought some nice Amaryllis which opened up over the weekend just perfectly. Sunday morning breakfast is finished and we sit around the table talking lazily, the younger kids went to watch tv, my adult daughter(23), wife and me finish off some coffee.

My wife: "I am so happy that the Amaryllis bloom so nicely! These have really small buds, but still make so beautiful flowers!"

me: "Well, I like big buds!"

daughter: groans "Daad!"

me: "What? You expect me to lie?"

More eye rolling ensued. Worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Horst665
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2022
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As promised, I put dad jokes in my vows today

I posted maybe a month ago and wanted to give you all an update on how the wedding went!

My absolutely stunning bride walked down the isle to "The Throne Room" song from A New Hope where Princess Leia gives the medals to Han and Luke.

My vows were:

"You are the love of my life. Ever since you walked into my life about 2.5 years ago, you have made literally every part of my life better and more beautiful, you have filled my life with a lot of laughter and love. You have this amazing indefinable quality to you that makes you so amazing and the perfect woman for me. I love you with all of my heart.

Even when we are apart for only a few hours, we tell each other how much we miss each other. Well today, I misses you.

I vow that I will always be there for you, in sickness and in health, for richer or poorer, but let’s make it richer, we are the Richardsons

I vow that I will do my best to keep you laughing, smiling and happy for the rest of our lives.

I vow that I will never give you up, I will never let you down, I will never run around and desert you, never gonna make you cry, never gonna say goodbye, never gonna tell a lie and hurt you.

I vow I will love you with all of the love, for all of my days."

It was a beautiful evening, with lots of laughs, plenty of serious heartfelt moments and lots of happiness! My wife and I could not be happier and it was perfect! I hope you all had a good day, I sure did!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerExecChef
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2021
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If I am holding a bee, what lies in my eyes?

Beauty. Beauty lies in the eyes of the Beeholder.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hp77reddits
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2021
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A man with a metal detector was following a trail of buried coins.

They eventually led to a beautiful woman in the woods, lying on a bed of moss.

"I've been waiting for you," she said, "you found my trail of treasure."

"Your treasure?" he replied, "Finders keepers lady."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2021
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