I said not unless you're gonna clean it up
then she giggled and said “we can’t eat those now, they’ve bean on the floor”
I've got a bean and paper salad now
Yeah. I'll leave now.
I prefer my coffee ground.
Because he spilled the beans
He spilled the beans.
That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.
He spilled the beans!
I'm going to the police station to look at mug shots.
(I like this version better, that's all.)
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
The man frowns. “What do you mean it’s a secret? What’s the special today? Is it a latte?”
The barista shakes her head.
“A mocha?”
She shakes her head again.
“Oh, come on! Tell me! A cappuccino?”
She shakes her head.
“An affogato?”
She shakes her head.
The man is getting frustrated at this point. “Can you at least give me a clue!?”
The barista thinks for a moment, then points at a jar on the counter. “Ok, the special is in this jar.”
“What is it?”
“I can’t tell you. It’s a secret.”
The man, enraged at this point, tries to grab the jar.
The barista grabs it too.
They fight for control and the man wretches it away only for the jar to fall on the ground and its contents spill out onto the floor.
The man stares, “It’s just been normal coffee this whole time?!”
The barista shrugs, “I guess you spilled the beans.”
I got drunk and spilled the beans.
Then she spilled the beans.
Things were going well at the dad jokes conference.
Then someone spilled a can of beans.
It could spill the beans
I spilled the beans.
...but then somebody spilled the beans.
They're always spilling the beans
Hispanic family. Tonight at dinner we had beans and I accidentally spilled some on my pants. I tried to clean it off and ended up just making it a lot worse. Then my dad turns to me and says, "That's the thing about being Hispanic, you're clothes take a beaning."
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
But they kicked me out for spilling the beans...
They kicked me out for spilling the beans.
