Have you read the book batteries not included by:

Ray Ovac?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
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I get how batteries feel because I’m rarely included in things too.
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Between the First Amendment's freedom of assembly and the Eighth Amendment's no cruel and unusual punishment, the US Constitution is basically saying "some assembly required, battery not included."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sylvanussr
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I sympathize with batteries

I’m never included in anything either.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhabibs
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A healthy marriage is often like disappointing electronics

Battery’s not included

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GEEZusChristman
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You want to know how I know that Ken never hits Barbie?

Battery not included

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