Batteries Included Puns

A list of puns related to "Batteries Included"

Have you read the book batteries not included by:

Ray Ovac?

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👤︎ u/shdchko
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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I get how batteries feel because I’m rarely included in things too.
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👤︎ u/BusyPooping
📅︎ Mar 27 2019
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Between the First Amendment's freedom of assembly and the Eighth Amendment's no cruel and unusual punishment, the US Constitution is basically saying "some assembly required, battery not included."
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👤︎ u/Sylvanussr
📅︎ May 25 2017
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I sympathize with batteries

I’m never included in anything either.

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👤︎ u/jhabibs
📅︎ Jan 26 2018
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A healthy marriage is often like disappointing electronics

Battery’s not included

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👤︎ u/GEEZusChristman
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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You want to know how I know that Ken never hits Barbie?

Battery not included

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👤︎ u/Barsabbas
📅︎ Aug 14 2018
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