Autre Moralité
Pour peu qu'on ait l'esprit sensé,
Et que du Monde on sache le grimoire,
On voit bientôt que cette histoire
Est un conte du temps passé;
Il n'est plus d'Époux si terrible,
Ni qui demande l'impossible,
Fût-il malcontent et jaloux.
Près de sa femme on le voit filer doux;
Et de quelque couleur que sa barbe puisse être,
On a peine a juger qui des deux est le maître.
Questions: pourquoi est monde capitalisé? Pourquoi mentionne-t-il le grimoire? Que signifie l'expression "Fût-il malcontent et jaloux? C'est posé comme une question mais ce n'est pas une, n'est-ce pas? Qu'est-ce que ca veut dire "on le voit filer doux"? De la phrase suivant: Est-ce que sa barbe puisse être plusieurs couleurs - c'est un référence à son tempérament? Je ne comprends pas pourquoi on ne peut pas juger le maître entre les deux? Pourquoi est-ce que c'est important? C'est connecté avec leur propre moralité? 📷
La curiosite, malgre tous ses attraits,
Coute souvent bien des regrets;
On en voit tous les jours milles exemples paraître.
C'est, n'en déplaise au sexe, un plaisir bien léger;
Dès qu'on le prend il cesse d'être.
Et toujours il coûte trop chère.
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Mes questions sont à propos la phrase "C'est, n'en déplaise au sexe, un plaisir bien léger;"
Est-ce que c'est liée avec les plaisirs qui differe entre les sexes? Pourquoi il ne veut pas "déplaise les sexes"? Comment sont les plaisirs bien léger connecte avec les sexes?
famed film pioneer George Melies known for Trip to The Moon (1902) has about 200 of his films surviving today i will highlight his entire filmography here some existing in unknown some in fragments , some lost and some surviving with the majority about 300 films lost.
Smarter Than the Teacher (1st bicycle lesson) Plus fort que le maître (leçon de bicyclette) Lost
4 Gardener Burning Weeds Jardinier brûlant des herbes Lost
5 A Merry-go-Round Les Chevaux de bois Lost
6 Watering the Flowers (comical subject) L'Arroseur Lost
7 The Washerwomen Les Blanchisseuses Lost
8 Arrival of a Train at Vincennes Station Arrivée d'un train (gare de Vincennes) Lost
9 The Rag-Picker, or a Good Joke Une bonne farce (le chiffonnier) Lost
10 Place de l'Opéra, 1st view (Paris) Place de l'Opéra (1er aspect) Lost
11 Place du Théâtre-Français (Paris) Place du Théâtre-Français Lost
12 A Little Rascal Un petit diable Lost
13 Coronation of a Village Maiden (French customs) Couronnement de la rosière Lost
14 Baby and Young Girls Bébé et Fillettes Lost
15 Post No Bills Défense d'afficher Survives
16 Steamboats on River Seine Bateaux-Mouches sur la Seine Lost
17 Place de l'Opéra, 2d view (Paris) Place de l'Opéra (2e aspect) Lost
18 Boulevard des Italiens (Paris) Boulevard des Italiens Lost
19 Academy for Young Ladies Un lycée de jeunes filles Lost
20 Bois de Boulogne (Touring Club, Paris) Bois de Boulogne (Touring Club) Lost
21 Bois de Boulogne (Porte de Madrid, Paris) Bois de Boulogne (Porte de Madrid) Lost
22 The Rescue on the River (1st part) Sauvetage en rivière (1re partie) Lost
23 The Rescue on the River (2d part) Sauvetage en rivière (2e partie) Lost
24 French Regiment Going to the Parade Le Régiment Lost
25 Gipsies at Home Campement de bohémiens Lost
26 A Terrible Night Une nuit terrible
Survives[a]
27 Unloading the Boat (Havre) Déchargement de bateaux (Le Havre) Lost
28 The Beach at Villers in a Gale (France) Plage de Villers par gros temps Lost
29 The Docks at Marseilles (France) Les Quais à Marseille Lost
30 Beach and Pier at Trouville (France) Jetée et plage de Trouville (1re partie) Lost
31 Boat Leaving the Harbor of Trouville Barque sortant du port de Trouville Lost
32 Beach and Pier at Trouville (2d part) Jetée et plage de Trouville (2e partie) Lost
33 Market Day (Trouville) Jour de marché à Trouville Lost
34 Panorama of Havre Taken From a Boat Panorama du Havre (pris d'un bateau) Lost
35 Arrival of a Train (Joinville Station) Arrivée d'u
... keep reading on reddit ➡I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
And boy are my arms legs.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
