So I went to a Pun-off last night...

Lady and a Man talking about trees.

Lady: Well this is a nice christmas tree! Wood you put something like this in your house?

Man: Yes, it's very nice. It wood really spruce up the place.

Lady: It's rather plane, it could use some decorations.

Man: Oh I think it's so pretty my eyes are watering up, I might Balsam.

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📅︎ Dec 14 2014
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