Bajan's list Puns

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

Do your worst!

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Puedes preguntar cualquier duda que no se responda en el mensaje inicial en este mismo hilo.

Para los ansias empiezo con una CLASIFICACIÓN DE MINERAS POR METALES.

Plata: ADT1, GATO, GGD, HL, MAG, SVM, EXK, ASM, CDE, DMX, FSM, ABRA, AXU, GRSL, AUN, SVE

Oro: GOLD, NVO, AGI, AU, EDV, AR, GFI, KGC, OSK, AUY, ROXG, NGD, TXG, KNT

Cobre: CMMC, FCX, SLS, IVN, FM, QCCU, CS, TBG

Uranio: GLO, NXE, DNN, EU, UUUU, GXU, URG, CUR, CVV, FMC, STND, UEX, URC, AEC, VUI, FSY, DYL, BOE, VMY

Níquel: CNC, TLO, FPX, CTM, BSX, MCR

Estaño: AFM, MLX, CUSN

Regalías: SAND, WPM, FNV, ALS, OR, EMX

Descargo de responsabilidad. La inversión puede resultar en la pérdida parcial o completa del capital. Cada inversor debe tomar sus propias decisiones y es el único responsable de sus actos. En ningún caso debe tratarse la información contenida en este hilo como una recomendación de inversión, ni como asesoramiento financiero, por tanto, será el usuario el que deberá tomar sus propias decisiones.

Muchos inversores conseguimos rentabilidades de 3 cifras en los años alcistas, pero esto no es un viaje en autopista, más bien es una competición de motocross.

AVISO: LA MINERÍA ES UN SECTOR DE ALTA VOLATILIDAD. PUEDES PERDER GRAN PARTE DE TU DINERO EN UN SOLO DÍA. O DIVERSIFICAS O SERÁS SACRIFICADO.

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¿Es buena idea el HOLD descerebrado?

No. Si holdeas tarde o temprano te van a reventar. No hay “pero es que…” en este caso. Las materias primas son inversiones cíclicas.

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Debes estudiar el ciclo del metal que sea y su estacionalidad. El cobre se mueve con el crecimiento económico mundial, el uranio tiene su propio ciclo y el oro y la plata aunque sufren una gran manipulación en teoría se correlacionan con las tasas reales de interés y la creación de nuevo dinero. Para la estacionalidad si pones en Google Imágenes “loquesea seasonality” tendrás lo que buscas. Dejo un ejemplo.

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Si compras en el 20% inferior del movimiento y sueltas lastre en el 20% superior es todo un triunfo, es mejor comprar y vender muy poco a poco durante diferentes días, no somos adivinos. Y si complementas la plata y el oro con metales menos estacionales lo llevarás mejor ya que si operas la estacionalidad no te quedarás desinvertido y llevarás mejor el FOMO.

**¿Qué es necesario par

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

They’re on standbi

Pilot on me!!

Nothing, he was gladiator.

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

When I got home, they were still there.

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

I won't be doing that today!

BamBOO!

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Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

There hasn't been a post all year!

You take away their little brooms

It was about a weak back.

Why

It’s pronounced “Noel.”

After all his first name is No-vac

What, then, is Chinese rap?

Edit:

Notable mentions from the comments:

• Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits

• French/Finnish art

• Country/Canadian rap

• Chinese/Country/Canadian rock

• Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap

Introduction:

The way I've structured the teams is that I pick 2 players that have played more than 3 MCCs before (the "Veterans") and 2 big names in their own fields (the "Celebrities". Some Celebrities have played in MCCs, but they haven't played more than 3, and they are some very big names, so I decided that they would be more fitting under the category "Celebrities". The reason why I think this theme for a Non-Canon Event would be good is that it would bring in a wider range of audiences to MCC.

The team order is structured where the first 2 players are the Veterans and the last 2 are the Celebrities. Here are the teams I've come up with:

Red Rabbits:

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This is basically Team 'Top Twitch Streamers', lmao. Thought this would be a fun combo considering the amount of chemistry and viewer overlap Tubbo has with Ludwig and Mizkif, so adding Ranboo to the mix would work perfectly too. This team idea was actually what inspired me to come up with a full list of 10 teams of Celebrities and Veterans, since I thought that it would be funny that Tubbo, who has been a fan of Lud and Miz for a while, would lead them in an MCC. The only issue I see is that some communities that watch MCC may not like the Mizkif addition (given his more edgier style of content/humour), so he could be swapped out with another LSF streamer, like MoistCr1t1kal. We also have the first Celebrity that has played MCC (Ludwig), wo has played in 1 MCC.

Orange Ocelots:

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Another team combo with a high amount of chemistry with each other (doing videos/streams together, SMPLive, SMPEarth, DreamSMP, OriginsSMP). Don't need to explain much more about this team, but Schlatt does have a similar problem as Mizkif, being that some audiences may dislike him and wouldn't want him to be in MCC. Alternatively, a funny option would be Ninja, but some people may find him a bit, peculiar, to say the least. Connor has been in 2 MCCs, so he still falls under the Celebrity category.

Yellow Yaks

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This was actually the last team I made, since I was finding it hard to find big names to put on Scott's team (other p

There hasn't been a single post this year!

(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)

Nothing, it just waved

Him: I can explain everything!

(It's his best joke yet I think)

Bob

So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."

Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.

Just to clarify, 12345678