To the person who stole my MS Office License.
I will find you. You have my Word.
Just started my new job as a security guard. The supervisor told me my job would be to watch the office at night.
I’m on season eight. Still not sure what this has to do with security.
- Excel is hands down the best software in Microsoft Office
What’s the worst thing about having a job at the unemployment office?
If you get fired, you still have to show up the next day.
Just had an officer at the door saying he was looking for a man with one eye...
Told him to use both and he’d probably find him a lot quicker.
I am at the waiting room of the doctor’s office, wondering when my girlfriend’s checkup will be over.
Sitting at the Doc of the Bae, wasting time.
A man bursts into his therapist's office and yells, "Doc, you gotta help me! I keep dreaming that I'm stuck inside a deck of cards!"
The therapist looks up from his paperwork, looks at the man, and says, "I'm busy at the moment, so I'll deal with you later."
Bill and Melinda Gates got divorced. Melinda got the house...
But Bill kept the Windows
To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.
A cartoonist was found dead in his office
A cartoonist was found dead in his office.
Details are sketchy.
My wife is returning to the office and thus has to go back to wearing work outfits. One of her complaints was that wearing a bra was such a drag...
I’ve always found them to be very uplifting.
A police officer told a coffee maker "you're under arrest"!
The coffee maker asked "on what grounds"?
My boss walked into my office this morning and handed me a brochure on anger management.
Man walks into a psychiatrist office w/clear wrapping paper on
The psychiatrist says,"I can clearly see your nuts."
A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walk in to a doctors office...
...the nurse asks the rabbit, “what blood type are you?”
The rabbit says, “I’m probably a type O.”
A police officer just came to the door and said he was looking for a man with one eye.
I told him he would probably find him faster he used both.
What do you call a drunk person fumbling with their car keys?
Why don't women like MS office
Because it's Micro and Soft
You get nowhere in life without taking a Risk, officer.
That’s why I robbed the board game store.
Why did the Joker enjoyed working in the post office on the weekends ?
Cause it's not about the money . It's about sending a message !
What did Donatello and Raphael throw out their office window?
The shredder. They fought with it too much.
What did the security officer at White House said to the tourist sitting on the president's chair?
Where do you put your problems when going to the office?
Who is the highest ranking officer in the popcorn army?
Got drunk yesterday and puked in the elevator on my way back home.
It was disgusting on so many levels.
A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"
"For drinking." replies the cop.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"
You do know that modern appliances are really spying on us, and sending back data on our habits. In fact..
Vacuum cleaners have been gathering dirt on us for years.
What kind of rabbit works in the dentists office?
Sibling humor, the backs of two ocean-themed quilts for my baby bro's new son and daughter.
I can't believe I just dated a german nationalist! But I guess it's obvious, looking back on it
I mean, there were red flags all over the place
Any software people here?
A man walks into his doctor’s office and says, “Doctor, I think I’m addicted to Twitter.”
The doctor looks at him and says, “Sorry, I don’t follow you."
When I was a police officer I used to take suspects camping.
I was fired for my intense interrogations.
An alcoholic wakes up in jail and asks the nearest officer why he's there
"For excessive drinking" the officer replies
So the prisoner replies "Great, when do we start?"
There was a break in at an office block recently. Many folders, calendars and filing cabinets were stolen.
Police believe it to be the work of organised crime.
What's the difference between Mordor and the Capital?
One does not simply walk into Mordor
Why do bouncers throw violent drunks out the back door?
Because they belong behind bars.
Someone really did a number on the office bathroom.
I got really upset until I realized I work from home and I am the only one home.
Plant Got Back - Sir Mix-a-lot
Aquaman backed into my car multiple times yesterday
What did the nutty officer say to the fugitive?
I bought a copy of MS Office, but I dropped it on the road going back to my car...
...well, that's the Word on the street.
A thief took my Microsoft Office license key
I'll come and get you thief! You have my Word
Coworker's response to us wearing similar outfits at office job
"Hey! Who we playing tonight?"
The worst thing about being fired from the unemployment office
Is that you have go back the next day.
To the person who stole my Microsoft Office license.
I'm gonna find you. You have my word.
To the person who stole my Microsoft Office key.
Im gonna find you. You have my word.
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