You know what was really cool back in the day?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
I put a piece of wood in my garage and came back the next day and there were two pieces. The day after 4 and the day after that 8!
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︎ Mar 04 2021
โBack in the day...โ my dad started to say. โYou could walk into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs and a bit of butter as well. But today...โ he lamented...
โWherever you go, there are those darn cameras!"
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︎ Aug 11 2020
"Egg-plant" shirt by me. Never got why the vegetable was called that until I found out that they used to be white and look like goose eggs back in the day
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Where did they manufacture smells back in the day?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
Back in the old days only the rich could afford automobiles while the common people had horses. Now only the richest have horses while almost everyone has an automobile.
My how the stables have turned.
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︎ Jul 16 2020
I was reminded of the timeโs when I was a child the other day. My dad is to stick us in tires and roll us down the hills in the back yard....
Those were the GOODYEARS.
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︎ Sep 09 2020
My brother-in-law, a clinical psychologist, says he is cutting back the days and hours of his work week.
In short his practice is shrinking.
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︎ Aug 10 2020
Back in the day, I used to be a madlad. Then I had a child....
Thatโs when I became a dadlad
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︎ Apr 30 2020
In honor of my father for Fatherโs Day, Iโm going to tack you back to the 1990โs. This is rural southern America please read in southern accent.
Me: Daddy Iโm thirsty!
My dad: Hi thirsty Iโm Fridy lets go Saturdy and get a Sundy.
Iโm sure itโs not original but it makes me laugh to think of how I was making my dad insane asking for a DRIIINNNKKK and he would always come back with this.
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︎ Jun 17 2020
Back in the day when sparrows had names, sparrows named Gus wouldnโt fare too well.
People love eating Asparagus.
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︎ Jun 13 2020
Back in the old days you could send whatever you wanted to, to someone and theyโd take you seriously, theyโd believe you cause
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︎ Oct 05 2019
I used to make loads of bad jokes back in the day
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︎ Oct 10 2019
Salmon are born in a river, swim out to sea for most of their lives, and then one day years later swim back against insurmountable odds to the very spot where they were born.
And I canโt find my car in the parking lot.
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︎ Nov 22 2019
Back in the day before recliners were invented..
.. People weren't very laid back.
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︎ Sep 19 2019
Back in the day, I really really wanted a SNES for Christmas, but never got one.
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︎ May 23 2019
My grandma was a detergent hand model back in the day...
On the other hand, she had warts.
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︎ Apr 17 2019
Back in my day we only had 25 letters in the alphabet
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︎ Feb 01 2018
My dad told me that back in the day, Jesus had a habit of leaving doors open all the time.
Itโs like he was born in a barn or something.
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︎ Dec 29 2018
My son came up to me the other day asking for the biggest newest iPhone because all his friends had one. I turned to my wife and immediately told her I got my blood test results back I got done earlier in the week.
I turn back to my son and say โit turns out, Iโm not made of moneyโ.
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︎ Dec 28 2018
My grandfather is always saying that, back in the day, people could leave their doors openโฆ
Which is probably why his submarine sank...
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︎ Apr 07 2018
Back in the days I started to read the classics, but my friend thought it was just waste of time.
Well after 1984 I didnโt have much energy for The Idiot anyways.
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︎ Aug 23 2018
Back in the day, everyone owned a horse, but it was the rich that had cars. Now, everyone owns cars and itโs the rich that have horses...
The stables have turned...
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︎ Feb 02 2018
How did people apologise back in the day?
Through remorse-code
(โ๏พใฎ๏พ)โ
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︎ Nov 21 2017
My dad told me that back in the day, there was a silent movie parody of Sherlock Holmes called โCoke Ennydayโ.
And I said, โIsnโt that a bit on the nose?โ
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︎ Aug 21 2018
Do you think back in the day when Gone With The Wind was huge...
that fans had Scarlett fever?
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︎ Jan 21 2018
How did people apologize back in the day?
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︎ May 05 2017
Jimi Hendrix was in an accident back in the day...
...but it was nothing serious.
Just a fender bender.
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︎ Mar 27 2018
Back in the day I was addicted to the hokey pokey..
I've since then turned myself around.
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︎ Nov 21 2016
My dad used to draw short, one panel comics all the time, back in the day. This is one of my favorites, I thought it belonged here.
Titled "Assault"
http://imgur.com/P8vQXfo
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︎ Jan 19 2014
"You know kids, back in the day, my rubber band pistol was confiscated in algebra class."
"My teacher said that it was a weapon of math disruption."
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︎ Apr 20 2017
My friends called me "Mushroom" back in the day
because I was such a "Fun guy"
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︎ Aug 01 2017
I got my dad back in public the other day
My dad and I were at the checkout counter:
Dad: "I love cider."
Me : " the only cider I like is 'Hot Dicken's'"
Dad: "Hot dicken's cider, never heard of it."
Cashier : groan
Dad: groan
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︎ Nov 05 2015
Back in the day I could get all this and more for $1.50
"Back in the day I could go to the store and get a gallon of milk, dozen eggs, cold cuts and a slice of cake with a $1.50 in my pocket"
"But then again, there were not nearly as many security cameras"
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︎ Nov 06 2014
My mom got me back in the day.
"Come look, I just saw snoo!"
What's snoo?
"Nothing much, what's snoo with you?"
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︎ Dec 20 2014
โBack in the day...โ my grandfather started to say. โYou could walk into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs and a bit of butter as well.โ
โBut today...โ he continued. โWherever you go, there are cameras...โ
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︎ Jun 04 2018
Back in the day...
my grandfather started to say. You could walk into a grocery store with $2 in your pocket and walk out with a loaf of bread, a dozen eggs and a block of butter as well.ย But today... he continued. Wherever you go, there are security cameras everywhere
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