BBQ Chickens Puns

A list of puns related to "BBQ Chickens"

I always have the best BBQs. I cook plenty of beef, pork and chicken...

And for your convenience, it's all within the same hotdog!

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👤︎ u/Toadfinger
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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My pops always said he would go to his grave with his famous BBQ chicken recipe. On his death bead, he had me lean in to tell me the secret ingredient.

That’s when I knew it was Thyme.

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👤︎ u/FactsEyeJustMadeUp
📅︎ May 01 2019
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Every time I BBQ chicken breasts.

I tell everyone to relax, then I announce it is safe to eat because I have removed the nipples.

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👤︎ u/ibpenquin
📅︎ Jul 15 2016
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Had burgers today

Son reading bbq sauce bottle: they say its good for burgers, steak, chicken, ribs, and even desserts.

Dad: I think they were trying to be saucy!

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👤︎ u/schwacky
📅︎ Mar 22 2017
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Picky eater and coming into the family

I was at my in laws yesterday and I had an epic comeback.

MIL: I'm having pizza for dinner.
Me: Yeah and you'll get a pizza that tastes like a pizza. (She said she likes her pizza to taste like a pizza none of that BBQ chicken pizza stuff)
MIL: Ok. Coming from Mr Picky who didn't eat anything before he came into my family.
Me: The only thing I came into was your daughter.

To add to it all my wife is pregnant.

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👤︎ u/wellsdavidj
📅︎ Jan 03 2015
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