I have a constant urge to eat my mother’s pot brownies...

I think I’ve developed an edible complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/LaChuteQuiMarche
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I have a problem with over-engineered large buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Youngmanandthelake
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What does a person who is turned on by tall buildings have?

An edifice complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Big_Toe_Bro
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What is orange and yells β€˜I’m an orange, I’m an orange!’?

A tangerine with a superiority complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/olliver_with_a_twist
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I have an irrational fear of overly engineered buildings

I have a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thesabermaniac
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My Uncle had an indoor pumpkin farm.

He had a real gourd complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Ska_For_Brains
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Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica? Wonder no more !

It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualisticbird which lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintain a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into, and buried.

The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:

"Freeze a jolly good fellow." "Freeze a jolly good fellow."

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Brucemoose1
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3 engineers were arguing about who designed the human body

1: it has to be a CompSci engineer, judging by the brain’s complexity

2: you’re wrong, it was a Mechanics engineer, look at the muscle and skeleton systems working as one

3: you’re both wrong, it was an Urban Planner, otherwise waste and entertainment areas wouldn’t be adjacent.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AstharothaZe
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Detective Johnson and detective Smith were investigating a murder that occurred next to a playground. The only witnesses to the murder were four children, a brother age 3 and sister age 4, and a different brother (age 7) and sister (age 8).

The children all lived in a nearby apartment complex. The younger siblings lived in apartment 8D and the older ones lived in apartment 9D. Detective Johnson advised Detective Smith that she probably shouldn’t bother question 8D’s children about what they saw, since they’re too young to have a reliable memory. He believed that Smith would have a better chance of getting good information from the older children, since only 9D’s kids will remember.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/dontcryformegiratina
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When my uncle died, he left me an apartment building he owned, but I was really nervous about taking it.

I got a complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Jason_Boyd
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A buddy of mine only rents his apartments out to nuns.

Guess you could say he has a Sister complex...

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Desperate_SweetRolls
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Algebra 2 puns

My social life is like 0 - 4i: complex and imaginary.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/5Dimensional
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09 2019
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Did you hear of the architect who felt compelled to design overly-engineered buildings?

He had a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2020
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My girlfriend is like the square root of -100

A solid 10, complex and negative half the time.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/phantomPl0x
πŸ“…οΈŽ Nov 16 2019
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I've moved three times in six months.

I'm developing an apartment complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Bdazz
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 24 2019
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I had a friend who had a difficult problem with the apartment area that he lived in

He had a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/uconnrob
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 28 2019
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Good pun for a stoner neighbor named Cole?

Moved into a new apartment complex, me and a dude named Cole hit it off really hard. He is very obviously a HARDCORE stoner... I wanna stop calling him Cole and start calling him something that puns off his name Cole. Any suggestions??

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/KidImAPenguin
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 13 2018
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Did you hear about the guy who was obsessed with buying condos?

He had an apartment complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Blickhill17
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 25 2019
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What does a Real number say to an Imaginary number during a fight?

At least I am not complex to understand

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Folly_Knight
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 11 2018
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I always have trouble living in high rise buildings with many neighbors.

I might I might have an apartment complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 18 2019
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My landlord has been telling me he feels inadequate lately...

I wonder if he has a complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Zwirt2
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 20 2019
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Good news from my psychiatrist!

He's treated much worse cases of inferiority complex than mine!

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thomasbrakeline
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My buddy's parents run a marijuana bakery.

They make cookies, brownies, scones, the works. But my buddy acts a bit odd around them. He never touches edibles made by his father, and he will only eat edibles made by his mother.

I think he has an edible complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/osmo512
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 03 2019
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One of my friends is dating a girl who looks just like his mom...

I think his Oedipus Complex is apparent.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/DeepSnot
πŸ“…οΈŽ Feb 21 2018
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Our mail keeps getting delivered to the wrong address, unit 200B instead of unit 200A

It must be a complex issue

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/The_Possum
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 06 2016
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Didja hear about the guy that was totally transfixed by intricate multi-family dwellings?

He had a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jun 17 2018
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My liquid food is better than your liquid food.

I've got a souperiority complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 22 2018
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My son was hvaing trouble with his math homework...

He was working on angle measures, and had just been learning how to calculate measures for more complex quadrilaterals.

While doing his homework, I hear him from across the room groan and say quite loudly "Why can't they just be squares?!"

So I entered the room to see what was up. Deciding to be the dad I am, I said; "I take it everything's not all right?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Sheyren
πŸ“…οΈŽ Apr 25 2018
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I suffer from the persistent delusion that I'm striped brown, white, and pink.

It's called a Neapolitan complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2017
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Dadjoke by calculus professor.

He was writing a complex problem onto the board, then stopped and said: "I will write a trick on this exercise, pay attention." Then he literally wrote TRICK onto the board.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/justrandomdude
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2015
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There's an apartment building in my neighborhood that is filled with guys who think they're Jesus.

It's a messiah complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/elvisnake
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 13 2017
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Algebra.

My friend thinks that algebra 2 is complex, but I think he's just imagining things.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TrollfaceTooPro
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 08 2014
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What do you call it when someone thinks they're one-third white?

A Neapolitan complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 19 2017
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My son has to read Oedipus for school. He asked me what I thought of it.

I told him it was complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/I_love_seinfeld
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 16 2017
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What does someone have if they are attracted to people who feed them?

An edible complex

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/pepsi502
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 10 2015
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I tried making a pun on enzymes and substrates today...

But it was too complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/ozoneplayer
πŸ“…οΈŽ Mar 23 2015
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For Those of You Who Remember High School Math

If you play with complex conjugates,

you'll shoot your i out.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Dolphin11742
πŸ“…οΈŽ Oct 31 2013
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I have a fear of overly intricate buildings.

I have a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/TheIndrajitKar
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 21 2020
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I have a fear of overly complicated buildings

I have a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/thenoblegoose
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I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It’s a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/randomredditor512
πŸ“…οΈŽ Sep 08 2020
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My mate has a fear of over-engineered buildings. He has a complex complex complex

He went to the psychiatrist and he discovered it was more than just a fear. He has a complex complex complex complex

The Doctor sent him to a specialised centre.. It was the complex complex complex complex complex.

Unfortunately, it was an over-engineered building. Yes, it was a complex complex complex complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…οΈŽ May 10 2020
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I have a fear of over complicated industrial facilities

It's a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/HellsJuggernaut
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I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

It's a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/peachyfluf
πŸ“…οΈŽ Aug 12 2019
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Algebra 2 puns

My social life is like 0 + 4i. Complex and imaginary.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/5Dimensional
πŸ“…οΈŽ Dec 09 2019
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I’ve got a phobia of over-engineered buildings.

You could say I have a complex complex complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/chronicdane
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jul 29 2019
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I have a phobia of overengineered buildings.

I have a complex complex complex

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/iceberg_dead_ahead
πŸ“…οΈŽ Jan 10 2018
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My landlord has been telling me that he is feeling pretty inadequate lately.

I wonder if he has a complex.

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/Karpish_the_smol
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