I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
It really does, I swear!
Theyโre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
OKITE, OKITE, OKITE!
Coco's on the verge of reaching 1 million subscribers, so this seemed like the perfect opportunity to take a look back at how far she's come. Anyone who's followed Coco knows that she's always been very insecure with regards to her singing ability - once describing her voice as "Mickey Mouse on Drugs" and avoiding any singing collabs -, though her work with Hololive, and Gen 4's inevitable participation in Beyond The Stage, meant that she had no choice but to start improving.
And improve she has, through nonstop training and a staggering amount of karaoke streams - especially as Beyond the Stage approached. We decided to compile this Cocodex not just to make it easier to locate specific songs among all the various archives, but also to help showcase how much progress Coco has made as a singer over the past year, finding a voice she was comfortable with and her particular niche to fill.
If you check her singing Winter in Tsugaru Straight or Uninstall now and compare to how she was doing in the first half of 2020, it's like night and day. So do give her a listen!
Of note, this Cocodex includes only archived stuff, which means her most recent renditions of EN songs will only be available in clip channels. Also, while I'll be keeping this post updated with the newest archived karaoke streams, you can also check the Cocodex Homepage.
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1.1 Million Subscribers Karaoke Stream - April 30th, 2021
- Love & Joy - Yuki Kimura
- Voice - Perfume
- ๅๆฌๆก (Senbonzakura) - Kurousa-P feat. Miku Hatsune
- Bakamitai - Kiryu Kazuma
- 24-Hour Cinderella - Goro Majima
- ใใฐใใ (Sobakasu) - JUDY AND MARY
- ๅต่ใฎใขใฏใจใชใชใณ (Aquarion of the Genesis) - AKINO
- [ๅคใซ้งใใ (Racing Into the Night) - YOAS
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