Help on monkey/wedding themed puns?

Based on a half-baked "hope you never split" joke, my husband decided to buy this blank monkey-themed card to go along with a wedding present, and now I've been tasked with writing the content. Any suggestions?

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📅︎ Feb 03 2017
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