Assaulting, resisting, or impeding certain United States Government officers or employees Puns

A list of puns related to "Assaulting, resisting, or impeding certain United States Government officers or employees"

Capitol insurrection defendant Joshua Lollar, whose Facebook posts included "it’s about to get spicy boi!" and "Just got gassed and fought with cops," according to court documents, has been indicted, with a felony added for assaulting, resisting. and impeding law enforcement.

• A seven-count indictment by a Grand Jury here.

Well, he wasn't wrong. It sure got spicy boi!

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👤︎ u/lvlhomeky
📅︎ Feb 25 2021
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you know how certain government (~for the people) employees are protected from an attack by harsher punishments - say a police officer or transportation employees - do any of alike laws exist for the protection of journalists?
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👤︎ u/InGearX
📅︎ Nov 26 2018
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Senate Bills Allows Employee Firing For Smoking, Drinking: "Nevada [United States of America] lawmakers are considering a bill that would make it legal for employers to fire or refuse to hire employees who use certain products outside of work." ktvn.com/story/21290921/s…
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👤︎ u/trot-trot
📅︎ Feb 21 2013
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TIL The Law Enforcement Officers Safety Act qualifies all law enforcement officers, both active and retired, to carry a concealed firearm in any jurisdiction in the United States, regardless of state or local laws, with certain exceptions. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Law…
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👤︎ u/painfordays
📅︎ Nov 16 2018
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TIL that the Oath taken by US Military Officers requires that they bear allegiance - not to any US President or other government official - but only to the Constitution of the United States, which they are sworn to support and defend against all enemies, foriegn and domestic army.mil/values/officers.…
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👤︎ u/Amos_Quito
📅︎ Oct 14 2016
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Officer who assaulted Dejuan Yourse has a history of falsely arresting black men. In 2014 he arrested 2 brothers for standing or sitting upon the highway or street in such a way to impede the flow of traffic, being intoxicated and disrupted as well as resisting a public officer. All charges dropped youtube.com/watch?v=87R6O…
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👤︎ u/KingShiznit
📅︎ Sep 30 2016
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Federal law and the laws of several states bar anyone from coercing or intimidating voters into voting a certain way. But, after the Supreme Court's Citizens United verdict, many Republican leaning corporates are using their power to intimidate their employees in the guise of informing them - CNBC cnbc.com/id/49578577
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👤︎ u/r3dd173r
📅︎ Oct 27 2012
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H.R. 1740: To amend title 18, United States Code, to prohibit former Members of Congress from lobbying Members, officers, or employees of Congress.

Introduced: Sponsor: Rep. Rod Blum [R-IA1]

This bill was referred to the House Committee on the Judiciary which will consider it before sending it to the House floor for consideration.

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👤︎ u/congressbot
📅︎ Apr 14 2015
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S. 1377: A bill to amend title 5, United States Code, to establish certain procedures for conducting in-person or telephonic interactions by executive branch employees with individuals, and for other purposes.

Introduced: Sponsor: Sen. Roy Blunt [R-MO]

This bill is in the first stage of the legislative process. It was introduced into Congress on July 25, 2013. It will typically be considered by committee next.

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👤︎ u/congressbot
📅︎ Jul 26 2013
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[FWI] The United States passes a law allowing businesses, employees, and government agents to refuse service to anyone for any or no reason whatsoever.

This includes protected class.

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👤︎ u/dudewiththebling
📅︎ May 16 2017
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Brazilian President Dilma Roussef on Evo Morales-Snowden case: "It causes surprise and dismay that this position of certain European governments has been adopted at the same time that some of those governments denounced the spying on its employees by the United States" translate.google.com/tran…
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👤︎ u/marcovirtual
📅︎ Jul 03 2013
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[WP] The Chinese Government demands the United States pay back the trillions of dollars it has borrowed, within a week, or else face certain do
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👤︎ u/RoyalYoshi
📅︎ Aug 01 2017
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TIL that the Oath taken by US Military Officers requires that they bear allegiance - not to any US President or other government official - but only to the Constitution of the United States, which they are sworn to support and defend against all enemies, foriegn and domestic reddit.com/r/todayilearne…
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👤︎ u/unremovable
📅︎ Oct 14 2016
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A new video which shows an unidentified aircraft streaking through the sky needs to be further evaluated, a former government employee says: “appear to provide evidence of the existence of aircraft far superior to anything possessed by the United States or its allies” newsweek.com/videos-unide…
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👤︎ u/mvea
📅︎ Mar 12 2018
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I don’t think that assaulting/murdering a police officer or any other government official should be treated as any different than if you did so to anyone else.

We’re all human. And there are plenty of people out there who are better human beings than the average police officer.

There is no reason they deserve more legal protection than anybody else. Particularly if they were not on-duty.

They risk their lives often. But that’s their job. And, in case you didn’t know, there’s a million people that want that job. Can you imagine how nice it must be to harass and belittle people all day? Now that’s the life.

Bottom line, being a government official and/or a police officer in particular should not mean your life is more valuable and therefore your assault/murder should be punished more severely.

P.S. I think that when officers commit crimes, they should be punished more severely than regular people. They took oathes that they then broke.

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👤︎ u/TheGentlyUsedNapkin
📅︎ Jan 09 2019
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H.R. 7115: To prohibit the sale, acquisition, distribution in commerce, or import into the United States of certain firearm receiver castings or blanks, assault weapon parts kits, and machinegun parts kits and the marketing or advertising of such casting

Introduced: Sponsor: Rep. Frank Pallone [D-NJ6]

This bill was referred to the House Committee on Energy and Commerce and House Committee on the Judiciary which will consider it before sending it to the House floor for consideration.

Rep. Frank Pallone [D-NJ6] is the ranking member of the House Committee on Energy and Commerce.

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👤︎ u/congressbot
📅︎ Nov 03 2018
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TIL that the Church of Scientology had a prolific espionage group called the "Guardian's Office" that was dedicated to infiltrating the United States government to steal or destroy confidential records and spread propaganda. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lis…
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👤︎ u/Ninjakick666
📅︎ Dec 31 2017
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The State Flag of The United States of America. Basically, it is illegal for anyone to use unless it’s in a government building, office, or vehicle, and the person is also white
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👤︎ u/Rum114
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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Those in the United States or familiar with our government - Do you think our President at any given time (Not just the current one in office) actually has actual power or are they merely a figure head and why?
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👤︎ u/judiciousdrinker
📅︎ Nov 11 2019
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H.R. 5094: To amend title 38, United States Code, to authorize the Secretary of Veterans Affairs to recoup certain bonuses or awards paid to employees of the Department of Veterans Affairs.

Introduced: Sponsor: Rep. Jeff Miller [R-FL1]

This bill was referred to the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform and House Committee on Veterans' Affairs which will consider it before sending it to the House floor for consideration.

Rep. Jeff Miller [R-FL1] is the chairman of the House Committee on Veterans' Affairs.

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👤︎ u/congressbot
📅︎ Jul 15 2014
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H.R. 2711: To amend title 5, United States Code, to establish certain procedures for conducting in-person or telephonic interactions by Executive branch employees with individuals, and for other purposes.

Introduced: Sponsor: Rep. Lynn Jenkins [R-KS2]

This bill is in the first stage of the legislative process. It was introduced into Congress on July 17, 2013. It will typically be considered by committee next.

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👤︎ u/congressbot
📅︎ Jul 18 2013
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H.R. 6101: To amend titles 5 and 38, United States Code, to ensure that certain employees of the Department of Veterans Affairs are subject to the same removal, demotion, and suspension policies as other employees of the Federal Government, and for other

Introduced: Sponsor: Rep. Brian Fitzpatrick [R-PA8]

This bill was referred to the House Committee on Oversight and Government Reform and House Committee on Veterans' Affairs which will consider it before sending it to the House floor for consideration.

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👤︎ u/congressbot
📅︎ Jun 15 2018
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H.R. 656: To amend title 18, United States Code, with respect to disclosures to governments by communications-related service providers of certain information consisting of or relating to communications, and for other purposes.

Introduced: Sponsor: Rep. Zoe Lofgren [D-CA19]

This bill was referred to the House Committee on the Judiciary and House Permanent Select Committee on Intelligence which will consider it before sending it to the House floor for consideration.

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👤︎ u/congressbot
📅︎ Feb 03 2015
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S. 2851: A bill to amend section 442 of title 18, United States Code, to exempt certain interests in mutual funds, unit investment trusts, employee benefit plans, and retirement plans from conflict of interest limitations for the Government Publishing Of

Introduced: Sponsor: Sen. Roy Blunt [R-MO]

This bill is in the first stage of the legislative process. It will typically be considered by committee next.

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👤︎ u/congressbot
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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