https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.incrementalinc.lumberjackattack
I played this game back in 2017 probably and I loved it so much, from time to time I come back to this subreddit to look for the new recommendations but nothing has really lived up to the charm of games like this one
There are other games I've enjoyed in recent years but none as much as this one
What I enjoyed about this game is it has a concise progression from early to middle to end game, and it actually has a sense of completion and not an endless end game that stretches on onto eternity
And the gameplay isn't always evolving in drastic ways that requires a Google doc and wiki in order to understand each part of the progression, it's all intuitive and you just upgrade things and feel the benefit for upgrading those things until you've eventually upgraded all of the things and the game is complete
I wish more games had this simple design philosophy, I know it's a terrible model for monetization making a game that doesn't take months or years to feel some sort of completion that never actually feels complete, but it's much more satisfying for the player when the carrot on the end of the stick at the end of the treadmill is obtainable in a few days or weeks of play
I dont mean to disparage those complex games because I have enjoyed many of them as well but I just wish more games were made like this one
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
The nurse asked the rabbit, “what is your blood type?”
“I am probably a type O” said the rabbit.
The doctor says it terminal.
Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.
THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB
Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"
I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual
So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes
r/unclejokes for dirty jokes
r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC
r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes
Punchline !
Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub
Edit 2: don't touch the thermostat
Do your worst!
How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?
We told her she can lean on us for support. Although, we are going to have to change her driver's license, her height is going down by a foot. I don't want to go too far out on a limb here but it better not be a hack job.
Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.
But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
They were cooked in Greece.
https://www.wsj.com/articles/jury-in-elizabeth-holmes-trial-seized-on-two-smoking-guns-to-convict-theranos-founder-juror-says-11641503502
Non-paywalled link: https://archive.fo/p5aNI
This part of the WSJ's article jumped out at me:
>Huddled in a fifth-floor courtroom, the four women and eight men were grappling over whether she had defrauded large Theranos investors about her blood-testing startup. Jurors zeroed in on two pieces of evidence they believed showed Ms. Holmes intentionally lied to investors, said Susanna Stefanek, known throughout the trial as Juror No. 8.
>For some, the damning evidence was a report Theranos gave investors that Ms. Holmes altered to make it look like it was an endorsement from pharmaceutical giant Pfizer Inc., Ms. Stefanek said. What was worse for her, the juror said, was a document of financial projections given to prospective investors, including prosecution witness Lisa Peterson, who works for the DeVos family office, which had invested $100 million in Theranos.
>“There were just so many falsehoods on that sheet of paper,” said Ms. Stefanek, an editorial manager at Apple Inc. The 2014 document projected $40 million in annual revenue from drug companies, though jurors had heard from government witnesses that Theranos had no such contracts at the time.
For all the aspirations of Elizabeth wanting Theranos to be like Apple, talk about poetic justice.
He lost May
Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.
Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?
Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"
Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
This text was originally written in German and only quickly thrown into the translator. So won't be surprised if the grammar is wrong in some places.
\"Talk is cheap, it takes money to buy whiskey\" - Ryan Cohen
Ryan Cohen was the CEO of Chewy, an e-commerce company specializing in pets, which he founded when he was just 25 years old. In 2017, he sold Chewy to PetSmart in a $3.3 billion deal to pursue other personal goals.
Then Ryan Cohen's investor side began to gain notoriety. After selling Chewy, he invested his money in only two companies Apple and Wells Fargo. In Apple, he even became the largest single investor with about 6 million shares.
By the end of 2020, Cohen had also become GameStop's largest single shareholder after acquiring 10% of GME's stock and subsequently increasing his stake to about 13%. These investments were made before the extraordinary price explosion in GameStop stock in late January 2021. Shortly thereafter in April, he was named charmain of the board of directors. (Excerpt from TheStreet article)
Ryan Cohen articulates his investment approach as follows:
>It's very hard, at least for me, to find great ideas. When I find something I'm really convinced of, I go all-in. (Excerpt from Bloomberg article)
However, when Ryan Cohen started Chewy in 2011, he was rejected by most investors....
>Friedman: You were rejected by 100 different investors. What did you learn from that process? What made you keep going when you kept hearing no?
>
>Cohen: To me, every no sounded like they just didn't understand my vision. That was frustrating at times, but never discouraging. Those "no's" never made me doubt my strategy - quite the opposite. All the rejections motivated me, and they only spurred me on. (Excerpt from Forbes interview)
He goes on to say that
>Cohen: Most investors couldn't overcome two hurdles: direct competition with Amazon and the failure of pets.com during the dot-com bubble. However, I believed that
... keep reading on reddit ➡And now I’m cannelloni
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Said if she ever hosts a gender reveal party, when it comes time to pop the balloon she'll spray everyone with water.
Gender is fluid.
But that’s comparing apples to oranges
And boy are my arms legs.
Put it on my bill
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
Amy
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
I've just installed Debian 11 LXDE without any non-free packages into my old notebook.
Everything went fine except for the screen display, which there were some issues. Some of them could be solved by switching the BIOS from LEGACY to UEFI mode and reinstalling Debian. However, even so, some unpleasant issues still remain:
- no backlight brightness control
- ScreenLock (and other similar software) unable to turnoff the backlight
All these issues could be easily solved by installing the non-free package firmware-amd-graphics. However, according to some sources:
- "Non-free includes packages that do not comply with the DFSG (Debian Free Software Guidelines)", Wikipedia
- "Non-free software is made available to those who wish to risk its ills. Before blindly installing non-free software it may be prudent to ask if there is a Free replacement.", Debian Wiki
QUESTION
Therefore, as suggested by the Debian Wiki, is there a DFSG alternative to avoid the non-free package firmware-amd-graphics?
System Specifications
Product Name: Aspire E1-421 APU
CPU: AMD E1-1200 APU @ 1400 MHz
GPU: Radeon(tm) HD Graphics
root@debian:~# journalctl -b | grep -i "vga\|radeon\|kms\|drm"
Jan 28 22:30:33 debian kernel: smpboot: CPU0: AMD E1-1200 APU with Radeon(tm) HD Graphics (family: 0x14, model: 0x2, stepping: 0x0)
Jan 28 22:30:33 debian kernel: pci 0000:00:01.0: vgaarb: setting as boot VGA device
Jan 28 22:30:33 debian kernel: pci 0000:00:01.0: vgaarb: VGA device added: decodes=io+mem,owns=io+mem,locks=none
Jan 28 22:30:33 debian kernel: pci 0000:00:01.0: vgaarb: bridge control possible
Jan 28 22:30:33 debian kernel: vgaarb: loaded
Jan 28 22:30:33 debian kernel: fb0: EFI VGA frame buffer device
Jan 28 22:30:33 debian kernel: ACPI: Video Device [VGA] (multi-head: yes rom: no post: no)
Jan 28 22:30:33 debian kernel: [drm] radeon kernel modesetting enabled.
Jan 28 22:30:33 debian kernel: [drm:radeon_pci_probe [radeon]] *ERROR* radeon kernel modesetting for R600 or later requires firmware installed
Jan 28 22:30:33 debian systemd[1]: Starting Load Kernel Module drm...
Jan 28 22:30:33 debian systemd[1]: modprobe@drm.service: Succeeded.
Jan 28 22:30:33 debian systemd[1]: Finished Load Kernel Module drm.
root@debian:~# lspci -k | grep -EA3 'VGA|3D|Display'
00:01.0 VGA compatible controller: Advanced Micro Devices, Inc. [AMD/ATI] Wrestler [Ra
