A list of puns related to "Arunachal languages"
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arunachal_Pradesh#Languages
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Languages_with_official_status_in_India
>Despite, or perhaps because of, the linguistic diversity of the region, English is the only official language recognised in the state.
https://structures.substack.com/p/the-real-danger-is-not-muslims-it
When I was a child reading all the Amar Chitra Katha comics I always thought and wished I was there to tell people βWake up donβt do this this will destroy your country β, whether it be during the British colonialism or during the Islamic invasion when our kings formed a truce. I always thought what idiots they are that they make such stupid decisions with no thought as to what can happen in the future. I wish I was there born in that time, maybe I could warn them and stop this from happening. However today I realize even if I was there I would not be able to have done anything.
Today I feel India is in the same position, I am screaming, crying but no one can hear me, people are idling, going about as if its Business As Usual- an impending change is happening -one that can be seen, felt but no one seems to be doing anything- the Christianization of India(Hold on before you dismiss me please .The stats and the data is below -read it and than decide whether I am crazy or not).
For the better part of last 3-4 months I have been constantly mailing, posting on groups ,petitioning the right wing leadership(the RSS,BJP and even the VHP) to take action, block conversions but it has yet to see a response. In what I have seen the BJP leadership seems to be - caring more for short term political considerations than stop whatβs happening(supporting YSR congress in AP polls, catching Islamic conversion while completely ignoring the massive christian conversion organisations, the organization they are FCRA blocking seem to be speaking more against Modi then doing conversions ). While the RSS leadership seems to be out of step - aged men sleeping behind the wheel.
I know this probably wont make a difference but I request once again everyone to please ask your Hindu leadership to raise this issue- mail them, call them, petition them, ask them to please speak about it and take action.
Why the number of Christian conversions is understated:
Although most articles today call for no worries saying that the nos. are insignificant etc. What these articles fail to dismiss is that most people do not change their religion on paper like we donβt do most things on paper. Thus while the demographics are changing our data is not reflecting it in many states.
Yet where it is reflecting the data shows how fast the demographics ar
... keep reading on reddit β‘This timeline is for the fanfiction, "Summoning India", which is currently being written. It does not describe what is going to happen, but what happened before the teleportation event. This would help give anyone a brief understanding of this Alternate India from 2000, so that no one gets confused with the IRL one.
And yes, I know this is like a bio chapter but hey, I don't want people coming to me and being like, "Hey India had Su-30MK in the year 2000, not the F-16! And why is India using the M113 and not the BMP-1/2!!!"
Link for my fanfiction's cover art
Also sorry for any mistakes, I am new to Reddit and still figuring out myself.
1947- After 200 years under British rule, British India gained its Independence. As per the Indian Independence Act passed in the Westminster Parliament, the British Raj was partitioned into two separate independent nations, Secular Dominion of India under the elected Prime Minister Vallabhai Patel and Muslim dominated Dominion of Pakistan.
(Change of leadership - Vallabhai Patel was a man of action and known for his support for his armed forces and a strong united nation, both internal and external power projection. Thus Nehru becoming his deputy here instead )
1947/48- First Indo-Pak War. Both nations were still suffering from the communal violence that had ensued following the partition when an armed conflict arose on the question of who will take the Princely State of Jammu and Kashmir. The war began with a surprise Pakistan sponsored raider attack, overwhelming the State forces.
The ruler of the state, King Hari Singh signed the instrument of accession, which allowed the Indian Army to move in and fight off the raiders. Consequently, regular Pakistani Armed Forces entered combat and, after a year of intense fighting, the United Nations brokered a ceasefire. They left Pakistan with a third of Kashmir and India the rest.
[The Point of Divergence]
August 1950- India answers the call to arms by the United Nations and sends 6 Battalions (4200 soldiers) of the 1st Gorkha Rifles and an Army Medical unit 60th Parachute Field Ambulance to assist the Republic of Korea (South Koreans) in the Korean war. This act puts India to be seen in a better light by the United States and its allies. Indian troops would go on to fight commendably in the war, gaining widespread recognitio
... keep reading on reddit β‘I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Hello everyone, happy monday! So my wonderful wife has got me in a Himalayan mood, so this week we will meet the Tibetans of Tibet China Tibet!! #freetibet
https://preview.redd.it/9rpcozkofh981.png?width=425&format=png&auto=webp&s=7b38475cc18e9a7c762ca31d9aa827c22ebdd28c
Index Ranking (Urgency): 53
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Climate: The climate is severely dry nine months of the year, and average annual snowfall is only 46Β cm (18 inches), due to the rain shadow effect. Western passes receive small amounts of fresh snow each year but remain traversable all year round. Low temperatures are prevalent throughout these western regions, where bleak desolation is unrelieved by any vegetation bigger than a low bush, and where the wind sweeps unchecked across vast expanses of arid plain. The Indian monsoon exerts some influence on eastern Tibet. Northern Tibet is subject to high temperatures in the summer and intense cold in the winter.
Himalayas, on the southern rim of the Tibetan plateau
Terrain: The geography of Tibet consists of the high mountains, lakes and rivers lying between Central, East and South Asia. Most of Tibet sits atop a geological structure known as the Tibetan Plateau, which includes the Himalaya and many of the highest mountain peaks in the world. Tibet is often called "the roof of the world," comprising tablelands averaging over 4,950 meters above the sea with peaks at 6,000 to 7,500Β m, including Mount Everest, on the border with Nepal.
Wildlife of Tibet: The forests of Tibet are home to black bears, red pandas, musk deer, barking deer, and squirrels. Monkeys such as rhesus macaques and langurs live in the warmer forest zones. Tibetan antelopes, gazelles, and kiangs gaze on the grasslands of the Tibetan plateau. There are more than 500 bird species in Tibet. Because of the high altitude and harsh climate, there are few insects in Tibet. Snow leopards are hunted for their fur and the eggs of black-necked cranes have been collected as a delicacy food. Tibet also has a large Yak population.
[Tibetan Yak](https://preview.redd.it/i2no4kd3hh981.png?width=440&format=png&auto=webp&s=31ef1e73642c2f8
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I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies π
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
BamBOO!
Theyβre on standbi
Pilot on me!!
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
Christopher Walken
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
I won't be doing that today!
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
Where ever you left it π€·ββοΈπ€
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https://structures.substack.com/p/the-real-danger-is-not-muslims-it
When I was a child reading all the Amar Chitra Katha comics I always thought and wished I was there to tell people βWake up donβt do this this will destroy your country β, whether it be during the British colonialism or during the Islamic invasion when our kings formed a truce. I always thought what idiots they are that they make such stupid decisions with no thought as to what can happen in the future. I wish I was there born in that time, maybe I could warn them and stop this from happening. However today I realize even if I was there I would not be able to have done anything.
Today I feel India is in the same position, I am screaming, crying but no one can hear me, people are idling, going about as if its Business As Usual- an impending change is happening -one that can be seen, felt but no one seems to be doing anything- the Christianization of India(Hold on before you dismiss me please .The stats and the data is below -read it and than decide whether I am crazy or not).
For the better part of last 3-4 months I have been constantly mailing, posting on groups ,petitioning the right wing leadership(the RSS,BJP and even the VHP) to take action, block conversions but it has yet to see a response. In what I have seen the BJP leadership seems to be - caring more for short term political considerations than stop whatβs happening(supporting YSR congress in AP polls, catching Islamic conversion while completely ignoring the massive christian conversion organisations, the organization they are FCRA blocking seem to be speaking more against Modi then doing conversions ). While the RSS leadership seems to be out of step - aged men sleeping behind the wheel.
I know this probably wont make a difference but I request once again everyone to please ask your Hindu leadership to raise this issue- mail them, call them, petition them, ask them to please speak about it and take action.
Why the number of Christian conversions is understated:
Although most articles today call for no worries saying that the nos. are insignificant etc. What these articles fail to dismiss is that most people do not change their religion on paper like we donβt do most things on paper. Thus while the demographics are changing our data is not reflecting it in many states.
Yet where it is reflecting the data shows how fast the demographics ar
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