Arthur the King Puns

A list of puns related to "Arthur the King"

Which one of king Arthur’s knights built the round table?

Sir Cumference!

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👤︎ u/Bloodguy05
📅︎ May 21 2022
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King Arthur heard many grievances in his court, but none about the spontaneous combustions going on.

It was the dragon in the room.

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👤︎ u/greedydita
📅︎ Mar 28 2022
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Of all the knights in King Arthur’s court…

Sir Ratcha was the spiciest.

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👤︎ u/Bad_Mad_Man
📅︎ Oct 11 2021
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What was the name of the Knight who always caught King Arthur off guard?

SIR PRIZE!

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👤︎ u/BARGOBLEN
📅︎ Jul 12 2021
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King Arthur rejected one wannabe Knight from his round table, his reasoning resulted in the rejected man getting the nickname 'fortnight' from his friends

He was too weak!

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👤︎ u/FawkesNK
📅︎ Oct 18 2021
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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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👤︎ u/VVIIVVI
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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Which knight kept King Arthur’s food fresh at the Round Table?

Sir Anrapp

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👤︎ u/Wes_Rivermaster
📅︎ Aug 16 2018
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Who made the round table for King Arthur?

Cir Cumference

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👤︎ u/vt_factor
📅︎ Sep 09 2018
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What vegetable did King Arthur pull from the stone?

Exparagus.

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👤︎ u/TheSnowSam
📅︎ Aug 06 2019
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What does King Arthur call the knife he uses to cut his omelettes?

Eggxcalibur

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👤︎ u/Jokerspoon
📅︎ Jul 06 2018
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How do you find King Arthur in the dark?

You use a knight light.

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👤︎ u/nicvanroon
📅︎ Aug 19 2013
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What was the name of King Arthur’s knight who built the round table?

Sir Cumference

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👤︎ u/mcdolsa
📅︎ Aug 26 2021
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Which one of King Arthur’s knights named the Round Table?

Sir Cumference

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👤︎ u/i_brought_the_eggs
📅︎ May 18 2021
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Who was the the roundest knight at King Arthur’s table?

Sir Cumference

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👤︎ u/OwenJthomas89
📅︎ Jun 29 2021
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Which one of King Arthur’s knights build the round table?

Sir Cumference!

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👤︎ u/xIR0NPULSE
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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👤︎ u/4rn48
📅︎ Sep 22 2020
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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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👤︎ u/Tankerman05
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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The biggest knight at King Arthur’s round table was...

Sir Cumference.

He got that way by eating too much pi.

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👤︎ u/InaneJargon
📅︎ Feb 18 2020
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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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👤︎ u/Anthonybrose
📅︎ Jul 24 2019
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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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👤︎ u/ryannbajaj
📅︎ Apr 11 2019
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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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👤︎ u/JackTMJones
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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Which of King Arthur’s knights built the round table?

Sir Cumfrance

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👤︎ u/RitzyCate12
📅︎ May 24 2019
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Who is the roundest knight of King Arthur’s round table?

Sir Cumference

Happy Pi Day everybody!

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👤︎ u/hella_guapo
📅︎ Mar 14 2018
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Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur’s table?

Sir Cumference

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👤︎ u/ObiJuanCajone
📅︎ Mar 31 2018
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