Which one of King Arthurβs knights named the Round Table?
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What was a very common name in the middle ages?
I heard parents named their children lance a lot.
First post please don't kill me
Edit: i went to sleep and now my inbox is dead, thank you kind strangers for the awards!
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TLDR; I wanted to say Sir Lancelot
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︎ May 21 2021
What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?
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︎ Feb 21 2021
Did you hear that Arthur's friend died?
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︎ Apr 12 2021
Who was the fattest knight with roundest belly in King Arthur's Round Table?
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︎ Mar 15 2021
The fattest knight at King Arthurβs round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?
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︎ Oct 28 2020
What did king Arthur say to sir Lancelot?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
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︎ Nov 09 2020
A bit too late for confession, Arthur.
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︎ Jul 27 2018
Some people like King Arthur Flour.
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︎ Jul 02 2020
There should be a manly constipation medication called "Court Marshall."
"You are now relieved of duty!"
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︎ Feb 06 2020
A bit too late for confession, Arthur.
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︎ Jun 11 2019
What does Eminem do in the shower?
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Last Thursday my son was moping around and I told him, if you think Thursdays are sad, just wait two more days. He asked why?
Because it'll be sadder day.
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Why was King Arthur pissed at Queen Guinevere?
She asked Sir Lancelot to Cumalot.
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︎ Apr 10 2020
Arthur the Assassin indicted for a cheap triple murder at local grocery store.
Headline: "Artie chokes three for a dollar at the A&P."
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︎ Jan 13 2020
Is someone who draws eminem technically a Marshall artist?
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︎ Jan 27 2019
Pi Day Special Edition Dad Joke
The roundest knight at King Arthurβs round table was Sir Cumference...
He ate too much pi.
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︎ Mar 15 2021
Which knight kept King Arthurβs food fresh at the Round Table?
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︎ Aug 16 2018
I have a collection of paintings, movies and songs at home, all about marshalls.
Basically, marshall arts.
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︎ Apr 29 2019
When King Arthur had a meeting at his round table,
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︎ Jun 12 2019
What vegetable did King Arthur pull from the stone?
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︎ Aug 06 2019
Who was the the roundest knight at King Arthurβs table?
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︎ Jun 29 2021
Which one of King Arthurβs knights build the round table?
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︎ Mar 18 2021
Who built King Arthur's round table?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
The fattest knight at King Arthurβs round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
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︎ Sep 22 2020
Which of King Arthur's knights crafted the Round Table?
Why, Sir Cumference of course!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?
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︎ Sep 05 2020
The fattest knight at King Arthurβs round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
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︎ Apr 09 2020
The biggest knight at King Arthurβs round table was...
Sir Cumference.
He got that way by eating too much pi.
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︎ Feb 18 2020
Who invented King Arthur's round table?
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︎ Oct 20 2019
The fattest knight at King Arthurβs round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
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︎ Jul 24 2019
Who made King Arthur's round table?
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︎ Oct 21 2019
The fattest knight at King Arthurβs round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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︎ Apr 11 2019
Who built King Arthur's round table?
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︎ May 29 2016
Who was the fattest knight at king Arthur's round table?
Sir cumference. He acquired his taste from eating too much pi.
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︎ Dec 14 2019
Who built Sir Arthur's round table?
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︎ Mar 22 2019
The fattest knight at King Arthurβs round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
The fattest knight at King Arthurβs round table was Sir Cumference.
He acquired his size from too much pi.
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︎ Oct 06 2019
Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?
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︎ Mar 28 2019
Who was the fattest knight at king Arthur's round table?
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︎ Apr 09 2019
The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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The roundest knight at king Arthur's table was circumference.
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Who Built King Arthurβs Round Table?
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︎ Jan 31 2019
Who was the fattest knight at King Arthur's round table?
Sir cumference
(Courtesy of my granddad today)
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