Which one of King Arthur’s knights named the Round Table?

Sir Cumference

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What was a very common name in the middle ages?

I heard parents named their children lance a lot.

First post please don't kill me

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TLDR; I wanted to say Sir Lancelot

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What did King Arthur call his sneakiest knight?

Sir Valence.

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Did you hear that Arthur's friend died?

Now he's a ghost Buster.

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Who was the fattest knight with roundest belly in King Arthur's Round Table?

Sir Cumference

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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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Who was King Arthur's alcoholic knight?

Sir Ohsis of the Liver

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What did king Arthur say to sir Lancelot?

Its knight time

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King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.

Sir Veyor

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A bit too late for confession, Arthur.
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Some people like King Arthur Flour.

I prefer Whole Gawain.

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There should be a manly constipation medication called "Court Marshall."

"You are now relieved of duty!"

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A bit too late for confession, Arthur.
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What does Eminem do in the shower?

Marshal Lathers

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Last Thursday my son was moping around and I told him, if you think Thursdays are sad, just wait two more days. He asked why?

Because it'll be sadder day.

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Why was King Arthur pissed at Queen Guinevere?

She asked Sir Lancelot to Cumalot.

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Arthur the Assassin indicted for a cheap triple murder at local grocery store.

Headline: "Artie chokes three for a dollar at the A&P."

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Is someone who draws eminem technically a Marshall artist?
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Pi Day Special Edition Dad Joke

The roundest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference...

He ate too much pi.

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Which knight kept King Arthur’s food fresh at the Round Table?

Sir Anrapp

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I have a collection of paintings, movies and songs at home, all about marshalls.

Basically, marshall arts.

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When King Arthur had a meeting at his round table,

It was an all-knighter.

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What vegetable did King Arthur pull from the stone?

Exparagus.

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Who was the the roundest knight at King Arthur’s table?

Sir Cumference

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Which one of King Arthur’s knights build the round table?

Sir Cumference!

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Who built King Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference.

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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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Which of King Arthur's knights crafted the Round Table?

Why, Sir Cumference of course!

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Which one of King Arthur's knights built the round table?

Sir Cumference

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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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The biggest knight at King Arthur’s round table was...

Sir Cumference.

He got that way by eating too much pi.

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Who invented King Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference

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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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Who made King Arthur's round table?

Circumference.

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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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Who built King Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference

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Who was the fattest knight at king Arthur's round table?

Sir cumference. He acquired his taste from eating too much pi.

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Who built Sir Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference

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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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The fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference.

He acquired his size from too much pi.

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Who was the roundest knight at King Arthur's table?

Sir Cumference

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Who was the fattest knight at king Arthur's round table?

Sir Cumference.

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The fattest knight at King Arthur's round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.
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The roundest knight at king Arthur's table was circumference.

He ate too much pi.

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Who Built King Arthur’s Round Table?

Sir Cumference

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Who was the fattest knight at King Arthur's round table?

Sir cumference

(Courtesy of my granddad today)

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