Communists around the world watched gleefully as the Washington riots unfolded.
Karl Marx was right when he wrote Das Capitol.
Spider-Man has many incredible powers, including the ability to know how many spiders there are around the world.
He uses his Spider Census.
I just received a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my old clothes to the starving people around the world...
I told them, "Anyone who fits into my clothes, certainly isn't starving. "
Apparently there is a severe shortage of doulas around the world...
It's a real mid-wife crisis!
This is a DAIRY problem for supermarkets all around the world
I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.
They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz
Still going around the world.
What vehicle did German soldiers use to drive around during the second world war?
What did the chair say after it finished travelling around the world?
I proclaimed to my wife that the world does not revolve around our little girl. Perturbed, she shot back, "Why on Earth would you ever say that!?" I explained, "Well, it's really quite simple you see, she's our daughter..."
the legendary revolutionary who continues to create ripples all around the world. 🌒
Why are football stadiums all around the world really hot right now?
All the fans are at home.
Orchards around the world are going out of business en masse...
All their hard work really is just one big, fruitless endeavor.
My parents said to me that the world didn't revolve around me.
What are some famous stereotypes around the world?
What are Dads from Korea known around the world as?
A man walking around the world...
Every day, around the world, 360,000 babies are born. That means a woman is giving birth every 2½ seconds.
She must be tracked down and stopped!
Photo of police officer breastfeeding a stranger's hungry infant is warming hearts around the world.
After the feeding she couldn't get the baby to sleep so she charged it with resisting a rest
TIL the host of Dirty Jobs is now a college proffesor who teaches students about money management and how spending affects the world around them.
The course is called Mike Rowe Economics.
I believe if we had a race around the world, it should end in Europe...
Beautiful Lilies from around the world
If the world's human population joined hands around the equator...
A significant portion of them would drown...
How did the person who just went around the world and the person walking the dog greet each other?
I asked if dad it was crazy travelling all around the world without a proper home.
He told me it was nomad at all.
So a friend of mine was saying that her son was too demanding and that he needed to learn the world doesn't revolve around him.
I told her that hers does because he's her son and the world revolves around the son.
Daft Punk's "Around The World"...
Every hour, on the hour, dads around the world are all making the same joke.
And we'll have to deal with it for the rest of the year.
Watching a show on street foods around the world...
TV - "And here, they put eggs IN their coffee"
Dad - "Eggs in coffee? They've go to be yolking!"
My parents said the world doesn't revolve around me...
My parents told me that the world doesn't revolve around me...
I informed my wife that the world does not revolve around our daughter...
Wife: "Why would you say that?"
Me: "She's our daughter; not our Sun."
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