Communists around the world watched gleefully as the Washington riots unfolded.

Karl Marx was right when he wrote Das Capitol.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/praisethelort
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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Spider-Man has many incredible powers, including the ability to know how many spiders there are around the world.

He uses his Spider Census.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MotherJoanFoggy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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I just received a call from a Charity asking me to donate some of my old clothes to the starving people around the world...

I told them, "Anyone who fits into my clothes, certainly isn't starving. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Apparently there is a severe shortage of doulas around the world...

It's a real mid-wife crisis!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrollholio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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This is a DAIRY problem for supermarkets all around the world
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lloo69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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I just found out that Mercedes is donating state of the art street sweepers to some of the largest cities around the world to help fight littering.

They’re calling it Mercedes-clenz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmanzero
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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Still going around the world.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/orlanthi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What vehicle did German soldiers use to drive around during the second world war?

The Swasti-car.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotatokingXII
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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What did the chair say after it finished travelling around the world?

I went sofa away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyckt206
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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I proclaimed to my wife that the world does not revolve around our little girl. Perturbed, she shot back, "Why on Earth would you ever say that!?" I explained, "Well, it's really quite simple you see, she's our daughter..."

"...not our Sun."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2020
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the legendary revolutionary who continues to create ripples all around the world. πŸŒ’
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πŸ‘€︎ u/madjholu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Why are football stadiums all around the world really hot right now?

All the fans are at home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iiToaster
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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Orchards around the world are going out of business en masse...

All their hard work really is just one big, fruitless endeavor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InLoveWithAbsol
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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My parents said to me that the world didn't revolve around me.

But I'm their sun

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AwesomeW2017
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2018
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What are some famous stereotypes around the world?

5.1 and 7.1

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2020
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What are Dads from Korea known around the world as?

K-pop

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrakeVader
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2020
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A man walking around the world...

Drowned today.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shdchko
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Every day, around the world, 360,000 babies are born. That means a woman is giving birth every 2Β½ seconds.

She must be tracked down and stopped!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZonieDrew
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2019
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Photo of police officer breastfeeding a stranger's hungry infant is warming hearts around the world.

After the feeding she couldn't get the baby to sleep so she charged it with resisting a rest

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ButterCupHeartXO
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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TIL the host of Dirty Jobs is now a college proffesor who teaches students about money management and how spending affects the world around them.

The course is called Mike Rowe Economics.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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I believe if we had a race around the world, it should end in Europe...

Toward the Finnish line

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BiggiePhats
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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Beautiful Lilies from around the world
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πŸ‘€︎ u/killahherb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2018
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If the world's human population joined hands around the equator...

A significant portion of them would drown...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Awesomebra
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2015
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β€ͺHow did the person who just went around the world and the person walking the dog greet each other?‬

β€œYo.” β€œYo.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Domthehuman1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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I asked if dad it was crazy travelling all around the world without a proper home.

He told me it was nomad at all.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/piggysam
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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So a friend of mine was saying that her son was too demanding and that he needed to learn the world doesn't revolve around him.

I told her that hers does because he's her son and the world revolves around the son.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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Daft Punk's "Around The World"...

Is so revolutionary.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2017
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Around the World in 80 Puns crazyflights.com.au/80-pu…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meljennings
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2013
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Every hour, on the hour, dads around the world are all making the same joke.

And we'll have to deal with it for the rest of the year.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_Bobyness
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2017
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Watching a show on street foods around the world...

TV - "And here, they put eggs IN their coffee"

Dad - "Eggs in coffee? They've go to be yolking!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lm014
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2013
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My parents said the world doesn't revolve around me...

But I'm their son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ianlucky13
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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My parents told me that the world doesn't revolve around me...

But I'm their son

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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I informed my wife that the world does not revolve around our daughter...

Wife: "Why would you say that?"

Me: "She's our daughter; not our Sun."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Maimonides_vii
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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