“I think I have a chemistry with Anna”

Dad: it must be inorganic chemistry then Me: what you mean? Dad: the only thing that you will be sharing with her is the oxygen in the room!

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📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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My daughter keeps getting mad that I use her Anna and Elsa bowl

I told her I need it to keep my ice cream Frozen^TM

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📅︎ Aug 29 2018
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How come I have never met a Japanese woman named Anna Mae?

Whenever I see a drawing of one and I ask about it, I am told "That's Anna Mae."

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👤︎ u/werdnadrew
📅︎ Apr 04 2017
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A drummer and her husband just had triplets. Their names?

Anna I. Anna II. Anna I, II, III.

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👤︎ u/jfshay
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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