Angela Patton Puns

This week's 5 Star research tank is Angela, the M48 Patton. Wiki page https://armorblitz.gamepedia.com/M48_Patton

The M48 was the third and last tank to officially be named after General George S. Patton (the M60 was informally called the Patton, but was never officially designated as such). It was a main battle tank that was a redevelopment of the M47 Patton, which itself was a refinement of the M46. It was the US Army and Marine Corps main battle tank during the Vietnam War, and was widely used by NATO allies during the cold war. Modified variants of the M48A5, which carries a 105mm gun, are still in service today in some countries.

Stats comparison: https://imgur.com/eCbR4A0

Angela has excellent damage potential with high durability stats. Her active ability is a direct support to her offensive capabilities.

Out of 12 tanks:

• HP: 1st
• Armor: 2nd
• Evasion: 7th-9th
• Speed: 9th-12th
• Durability: 4th
• Damage: 3rd
• Attack Speed: 1st-2nd
• DPS: 2nd
• Range: 8th-9th
• Rotation: 1st-4th

Survivability:

• M48 has the best HP and second best armor rating for 5 star medium tanks. Her evasion is middle of the road though, and this gets her a solid 4th place in raw durability number (useful when scouting).
• A speed rating of 5 is obviously not great for getting to the fight on a timely manner. However, once she is at the front, she won't be as quick to run ahead of the advancing heavy tanks, except that...
• Her range is only 13. Granted, there isn't a huge range differential for the main pack of medium tanks. But with most of the better heavy tanks having a range somewhere between 9 to 11, Angela will be liable to get caught in all manner of blast radii, including the embarrassingly low, but highly damaging GW Tiger blast radius.
• No help from her active ability in terms of survivability. Which I guess is fair, since it is an all offensive ability.

Offence:

• Here is where we shine. Best in class attack speed (tied with Type 59), and 3rd best damage (coming in behind Centurion Mk5 and Type 59) is good for 2nd best DPS just behind Type 59.
• Good rotation also allows her to waste slightly less time when switching targets. Which is important because...
• Her active ability is rather short at 12 seconds. Valor does recharge very quickly though for decent uptime (haven't timed it personally; if anyone knows the time on recharge, please speak up), and she actually does more damage than Type 59 while her skill is active compared to Type 59's skill.

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I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

I guess the concept didn't work

Alot of great jokes get posted here! However just because you have a joke, doesn't mean it's a dad joke.

THIS IS NOT ABOUT NSFW, THIS IS ABOUT LONG JOKES, BLONDE JOKES, SEXUAL JOKES, KNOCK KNOCK JOKES, POLITICAL JOKES, ETC BEING POSTED IN A DAD JOKE SUB

Try telling these sexual jokes that get posted here, to your kid and see how your spouse likes it.. if that goes well, Try telling one of your friends kid about your sex life being like Coca cola, first it was normal, than light and now zero , and see if the parents are OK with you telling their kid the "dad joke"

I'm not even referencing the NSFW, I'm saying Dad jokes are corny, and sometimes painful, not sexual

So check out r/jokes for all types of jokes

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r/3amjokes for real weird and alot of OC

r/cleandadjokes If your really sick of seeing not dad jokes in r/dadjokes

Punchline !

Edit: this is not a post about NSFW , This is about jokes, knock knock jokes, blonde jokes, political jokes etc being posted in a dad joke sub

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Do your worst!

How the hell am I suppose to know when it’s raining in Sweden?

Mathematical puns makes me number

Ants don’t even have the concept fathers, let alone a good dad joke. Keep r/ants out of my r/dadjokes.

But no, seriously. I understand rule 7 is great to have intelligent discussion, but sometimes it feels like 1 in 10 posts here is someone getting upset about the jokes on this sub. Let the mods deal with it, they regulate the sub.

They were cooked in Greece.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

Now that I listen to albums, I hardly ever leave the house.

He lost May

Don't you know a good pun is its own reword?

Two muffins are in an oven, one muffin looks at the other and says "is it just me, or is it hot in here?"

Then the other muffin says "AHH, TALKING MUFFIN!!!"

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

It really does, I swear!

And now I’m cannelloni

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

But that’s comparing apples to oranges

And boy are my arms legs.

Put it on my bill

Heard they've been doing some shady business.

but then I remembered it was ground this morning.

Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale

Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments

BamBOO!

They’re on standbi

A play on words.

Calcium, nickel, neon

My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.

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Pilot on me!!

Christopher Walken

Nothing, he was gladiator.

The bartender says, "Sorry, no minors”

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

Or would that be too forward thinking?